I’m imagining the old shop class videos/movies.
“This is Deca Dick. Deca Dick is lazy. Too lazy to wear his safety glasses. Watch Deca Dick as he flops around while he’s supposed to be working…”
This message brought to you by Dravo Corp. And Rockwell Intl.
Lmao. I was laughing like an idiot when he said:
“Tren is the monster steroid. It is non-estrogenic and rather than bloat it causes that granite dry striated muscle look that bodybuilders are after. And Tren dick… whoa let me tell you Tren dick is hard dick. It causes sexual mania! I met a pastor who moved to another city and had multiple sexual partners…”
Doctor after the conference: “excuse me Dr. O’Conner, where are your patients obtaining this Tren? Just asking… for science.”
Train ride to NY, 30 minute walk, 3 assets into an inventory and my jeans ripe from crotch to mid-leg… I walked around our corp hq with half my leg duct taped…
The hourly guys will always remember you as the guy who ripped his pants when you call.
bruh NSFW for crissakes
Surprised I didn’t have metoo moment. “And then the finance guy walked in with his crotch on display!”
Just tell them you’re a marine. They’ll understand.
I feel uncomfortable with a closeup of your crotch appearing on my screen.
MODS!!!?
Now do you feel uncomfortable because it has you questioning things?
I certainly am.
I’m always waiting for one of your stories to end with “and that’s when my wife stabbed me!”
@Mufasa you always asked what happened to the old fashioned conservatives? This was the best their party could do:
Pierre Delecto
Romney confirms he's behind anonymous 'Pierre Delecto' Twitter account
Can’t deny it.
So Mitt pulled a Zeb?!?
Man. That’s just bad.
What are the chances that Mitt actually Was Zeb, who pulled a Mitt by coming up with that other name?
I have never seen a better opportunity to employ Schopenhauer.
