I don’t know who this lil tattletale is, but I know what my son’s dressing up as this year
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He’s that rapper guy that’s snitching on everyone to avoid “federal pound me in the ass prison”.
Tekashi 69
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My littlest one (5th grade) had a joke she was very proud of last night:
Q: You have $10 in your pocket. You lose $5. What do you have in your pocket?
A: A hole.
Not that funny, but she was so tickled she fell out of her chair, which made it hilarious.
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I found that funny
My son told this one the other day:
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
A: It got stuck in a crack.
Similar situation - he was laughing so hard he could hardly get out the punchline.
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My son is thirteen. His favorite joke.
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass.
I lied about the wheels.
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sounds like your son is ready for Mitch
This week’s Juji post:
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Brian Alsruhe posted a video to help people visualise the “push the earth away” cue, here is a clip from the video:
https://www.instagram.com/p/B3Wuoi-py-0/
Then some guy, a personal trainer mind you, posts himself doing sets of this cue, a banded leg press I guess. The kicker is the guy is a personal trainer. I initially thought troll but the clip has since been deleted, so it is probably legit. Brian’s reaction was the best: “You’ll shoot yourself into the air like an arrow” - cracked me up
If you want to see it, it’s on Brian’s Instagram stories, you have 24 hours… (You need to go to Brian’s Instagram, then click his profile picture - follow him while you are there)
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The mugshots in this article are golden:
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I might be a horrible person, but this made me chuckle.
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Science doesn’t always look the way we think it should. Almost never, actually.
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I just discovered the snake diet guy. Dude’s hilarious.
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The doc does a great job on individual steroid reviews talking about side effects, long term health risks etc… all the while discouraging steroid abuse. But he made a quick video for GPs just to give them an overview. It sounds like a damn commercial lmao.
Hahaha, I’m imagining the primary care physicians at my former workplace watching this video, maybe it showing at one of the quarterly provider meetings, and dying.
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That’s Tom O’Connor!
Mrs (Dr) Jewbacca knows him professionally.
He’s a complete goober, but really a brilliant endocrinologist who has a niche in helping men and women who have really screwed themselves up with steroids.
He really helped her out with a female patient that was a former competitive bodybuilder and wanted to have a kid. She had been taking like 1g/test week for years and weaning off caused her to have severe depression.
He figured out a solid protocol, she got off, got everything restarted, and had a healthy baby.
Still has a jaw like a 1950s leading male actor, but that’s someone else’s problem.
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We went to a fair this weekend. We had lunch, the kids left quite a bit of food over, as they often do. My wife, for some inexplicable reason, decides to go just off where people are eating and throw some scraps at the birds hanging around the fringes of the dinning area.
She then comes back and goes to grab a bunch more food. To which I say “don’t feed the birds”. She then proceeds to lose it at me and tells me I am being very critical of her, I am controlling, etc.
She then decides to get all the left overs and go back to the birds. At this point, I decide to disown her and hide from view.
She starts throwing food out and very quickly, what must be every bird in a 25 mile radius descends on my wife. The squaking is pretty deafening and the dining area gets swarmed with birds.
Security eventually comes out and has to ask my wife to stop feeding the birds and to throw the food away.
Wife comes back. I ask what happened and she says “they asked me to stop feeding the birds”, I said “Did you tell them to stop criticizing and controlling you?” and that was the last time she spoke to me lol
I have been periodically searching social media for any footage so I can put it on her Facebook page.
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