Can you really be an incel when you’re having blood orgies?
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There’s a podcast called “Stuff You Should Know” in wich they do an episode about Satanism. Based on what I remember I believe @liftangryordie500 to be pretty spot on. Either way SYSK podcast covers just about any topic you can think of with over 1000 episodes. And I find it to be well researched and and interesting. I’m def not a satanist btw!
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How do you figure that Satanism is one of the “least evil religions out there”?
From the Satanic Temple website:
THERE ARE SEVEN FUNDAMENTAL TENETS.
One should strive to act with compassion and empathy towards all creatures in accordance with reason.
The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions.
One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone.
The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend.
To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo one’s own.
Beliefs should conform to our best scientific understanding of the world. We should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit our beliefs.
People are fallible. If we make a mistake, we should do our best to rectify it and remediate any harm that may have been caused.
Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought.
The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.
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The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
- Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
- Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
- When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
- If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
- Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
- Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
- Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
- Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
- Do not harm little children.
- Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
- When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
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Does Satanism require the worship of (or even belief in) Satan? If so, that’s a bit of a catch-22 there
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just checking… This is the Chuckle thread…right?
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I have a hodgepodge home gym. Part of it consists of a pull-up bar on the wall with rings hanging from it. Bout a month ago, sister in laws dbag boyfriend waltzes in at the end of my workout before I started on dinner.
Sees me doing BW rows on the rings. I leave the rings and he instantly hops on. Proceeds to crank out 10ish reps that I swear made my shoulder kinda twinge just to watch.
He proceeds to say (swear to God. Direct quote) “shit man I love these. Gets you suuuuchhhh a good stretch in your man tits, ya know?”
Last year he almost killed himself in my garage thinking he could bench 205 without taking the cigarette out of his mouth (he doesn’t lift at all).
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Wouldn’t know - I have pecs.
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Ugh these kind of guys, always want to prove themselves for whatever reason( guess they are insecure?)
I have one in my gym. You know the type, everyone has one. He talks for 10 mins straight between sets, sells Herbalife stuff, and haven’t gained anything in 4 years. Always full of excuses and injuries. And when I do an exercise, he always wants to do it afterwards, with the same weight and usually an horrible technique since he has no business doing these weights (and I’m really not a freak…)
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Keep trying. You’ll get him eventually.
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Scary thing is he was so goddamn confident about it my brother in law was barely spotting him.
Dude had a bruise across his collarbone area for a week or something. I have zero doubt if the bar was 4 inches north he’d have died from crushing his own throat. I mean I don’t like the guy at all, but don’t kill yourself in my damn garage.
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The “USA Women’s Soccer World Cup” thread.
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I aspire to deadlift 600lbs with a cigar in my mouth someday.
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For me that’s things that make you 
I read it a bit, sounds like a bunch of drunk, angry British dudes talking shit
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Better yet, 600 lbs with a large tobacco pipe underneath an impressive handlebar mustache.
Bonus points if you can hang weights from your mustache for neck work.
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Unable to grow any facial hair besides an extremely attractive patch on my neck, so handlebar mustache is out but yes, a pipe would be cooler. Maybe in one of those singlets old time strongmen would wear?
I read the first few scrolls. Pretty sure no-one on that thread is British.
Edit: except Yorkshire iron
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