Having to tell someone they’re going to have to spend triple their PC budget because the price of the new Mac Pro System is fucking ridiculous. I’m surprised my phone hasn’t rung yet, lol.
That could work but you will have to find a bearded lady to stand next to you while you lift too (actually may not be that difficult these days).
Lmao!!! The title, the article, the announcers. I can’t stop laughing.
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LOLLL! This was on one of the TV screens in the gym while I was working out, and from a few 5 second looks could not figure out what the heck that was. You have enlightened me LOL.
How much can these “athletes” bench though?..
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Apparently these guys can make 6 figures.
It’s amusing to me that we’ve created ‘sports’ that allow ‘athletes’ to be your typical beer drinking, dad-bod-having joe. I don’t think there is a genetic gift for throwing a bean bag in a hole.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/brobible.com/sports/article/cornhole-goes-pro-broadcast-by-espn/amp/
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Since the dawn of time, there’s been plenty of lonely people out there willing to pay good money for some cornhole action.
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The greatest thing the internet has to offer right now is the “Storm Area 51, They Can’t Stop All Of Us” Facebook Page, I’m dying haha
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I’ll be ready to leave at noon.
Uhuh.
This made me laugh hard, a lot. Hall & Shaw are like the Laurel & Hardy for meatheads.
(you only have to watch the first 3 minutes or so, it’s worth it!)
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Every time Eddie’s face is zoomed in on and he says “Squat friend.” I lose it laughing haha
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I don’t think those folks going realize that the building they are intrested in is surrounded on all sides by an active bomb range.
The first wave of Kyles all hopped up on Monster should have no trouble 
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When a girl you went to high school with has anal sex with her boyfriend on her parents’ white couch, ends up sharting all over it, and somehow forgets to clean up. After her parents come back from their vacation and find the mess, she blames the dog and her dad takes the dog out in the back yard and shoots it in the head.
@flappinit - the talk of dog’s licking reminded me of this story for some reason. Despite my general distaste of dogs I felt really bad for this one
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Jesus. That’s dark.
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Belongs in the things that piss you off thread
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Anything with funny cats or dogs.
It mostly just made me chuckle when I heard the story though.
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My grandparents’ hometown is known for excessively spicy, oily and salty food. the “low sodium” version of their favorite condiment contains over 5g of sodium/100g
This is going to sound like a brag but it’s such a strange, curious sensation that I started laughing to myself this afternoon when I realized what was happening.
My work laptop was acting up so I dropped it off with IT and had a number of meetings in the AM to attend. One was with a new client, a second with an existing client, and two more internal strategy meetings. I walked in to each meeting with nothing in hand, participated, and shortly after was emailed notes for each meeting. I assigned the deliverables and that was that.
I’ve had a number of promotions and they came with additional perqs like an office, 401k matching, etc but being able to walk into a meeting and know - wordlessly - that someone will be taking notes and forwarding them to me afterwards might be the coolest thing ever.
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