Things That Make You Chuckle

Lol, wow

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No, it’s definitely the Army (and I was very much Army). People forget that something like 75% of the Army is logistics – the REMF suppliers of all things to the rest of the military. Truck drivers pretty much look like truck drivers, military or civilian.

I’d be interesting to see the breakdown between combat arms in the Army and the Marines. I’m sure it’s comparable – but they’d never do it so the REMF don’t feel bad about themselves.

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There once was a randy young woman named Alice,
Who unwisely used dynamite as a phallus.
They found her vagina somewhere in China.
But her ass was in Buckingham Palace.

– Stripes Restroom, Pecos, Texas

I laughed for an hour at this. Long day.

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I’m just surprised (and happy) it’s not Navy. You should see some of the chiefs

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How uncomfortable some people get when you turn down a beer or drink from them at a party or get together.

ā€œOh, are you one of those health nuts that don’t drink?ā€

ā€œWife won’t let you?ā€

ā€œWhy not, one won’t make you fat.ā€

I usually just remind them that a hangover takes two full days to recover from and baby crying with a hangover is not something that I currently have any interest in experiencing.

Just a feel good video for any dads with daughters, I enjoyed it.

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I started watching Death Love + Robots on Netflix, fucking wow…

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The wife likes yelling. She yells at the kids, the dog and of course me.

She also reads lots of books by PhDs with interesting perspectives on discipline.

I tell her just model and mentor and the kids will behave.

This advice proves to her I’m an idiot because her books don’t say stuff like that.

Anyway, my son has started yelling at the dog recently. To address this, my wofe decided that stopping the yelling was a bad idea and sitting my son in the corner on a chair was a good one.

It worked a few times but now my son has started to voluntarily take the chair and himself to the corner, sit down and, in great delight, start yelling at the dog at the top of his lungs.

Science.

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This world just keeps getting weirder and weirder.

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Just more evidence to support my theory: Men are better at women’s sports than women are…

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I was listening Joe Rogan’s podcast (can’t remember the interviewee) and they were talking about how Bruce/Caitlin Jenner’s Olympic record has been altered, at least on Wikipedia, to show a woman won the men’s whatever it was. Very weird times my man.

Knowing how Joe feels about this phenomenon I can imagine his how high his voice got - he always raises his voice when he gets incredulous … A great drinking game would be to take shot every time he says ā€œridiculousā€

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That’s pretty hilarious.

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I couldn’t decide whether or not to post this here or the ā€˜Piss You Off’ thread.

There’s a building being built next to my office and right outside my window. They’ve got a little United Rentals boom lift out there, probably for finishing up the windows and siding since they’ve taken all the staging down.

Some lady was on that thing trying to re-position it this morning from the sidewalk to the curb. One single 90* turn is all that was required and it took probably 30-40 minutes to complete. Of course the thing is beeping loudly the entire time. I thought about offering to move it for her, but I noticed she was harnessed into the thing (lol) and decided to just ride it out. Painful to watch but once I got over the beeping it was pretty funny.

I watch JRE regularly, didn’t watch the Alex Jones one, maybe I should. Anyway, check this out, it’s very well done and quite hilarious. There is also a similar cartoon clip of Ari Shaffir (comedian) ranting about the basketball team name ā€˜Pelicans’, hilarious. You may really appreciate the art work (er whatever you want to call it):

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I’ll check the cartoon out. I usually skip them.

I only watched part of the Alex Jones one. Dude says some crazy shit, lol. JRE’s one of my favorite podcasts. I’m listening to Annie Jacobsen about operation paperclip now. He has some great guests.

You should see the interview done when raw powerlifting first decided not to recognize her world record and investigate whether they will recognise the lifts at all.

Testosterone doesn’t enhance performance. No advantage over other competitors (despite setting a world record and her coach labeling her an ordinary level athlete lol).

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Everything changed, when the fire nation attacked.

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I keep seeing this ā€œSarah’s weight lossā€ thing too, what the hell is it? Am I missing something?

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