Things That Make You Chuckle

Maine has some unique courtship behaviors. This fella didn’t end up getting the date he was hoping for, but he was bold in his attempt.

Investigators were able to obtain a video that Hill allegedly sent to a woman in February of himself having sex with a dog. Police interviewed the woman, who said that Hill “wanted her to get involved” in a threesome with himself and the dog, according to the affidavit. The woman refused.

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Dude really said fuck it and grabbed the closest thing near him :sob:

He should have tracked this lady down.

Sadly, a recent law has eliminated Maine’s vanity plates that some bureaucrats in Augusta deem “vulgar.” I am unsure what TITSOUT changed her plates to, or if her children have turned out okay.

I know a very attractive woman that was convicted of something similar

Nice.

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Something like jacking it off or something but it’s on Casenet

Legend has it that a very hot girl one grade ahead of us was fond of using peanut butter for off-label purposes.

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Women are faaaar more depraved than us men.

I had no real clue how bad it was until I worked bar security. By my calculations, women had levels of shocking depravity approximately three times that of men.

Is Maine the new Florida?

It is now very much like the Deep South used to be, but with a completely different backwards way of thinking, a prevailing belief system that makes snake handling seem sensible, and levels of ignorance that make Boss Hog seem like a learned man.

Maine is the original Florida. It’s the Ozarks of New England.

Worked bars, clubs… 1000 accurate. Used to strategically park by dumpsters for that very reason. My best friend was known as The Price of the Parking Lot. I worked a club in E. St Louis called The OZ. I’ll NEVER marry a western woman

Eassssy pal…

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It’s ok. My people are basically hillbillies with better food.

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The eye talian I had in northern italy was dynamite

This never fails to not be funny

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I would watch that.