I know itās the babylon bee, but itās not far from truth. 54% of American adults read below a 6th grade level. Which is funny in a morbid way.
Which explains why politicians talk the way they do; they know their audience.
Here is another list of comedy bits that made me laugh.
John Mulaney: High School Party
Bill Bailey: Giant, Indie Folk Lyrics
Tom Segura: Bikes, Beef
Jim Gaffigan: Bowling
Dennis Leary: Maple Nut Crunch
Bill Hicks: President, New Kids on the Block, War on Drugs
Jim Jeffries: Disabled Friend, Neil Diamond, Partied Hard, Gun Control
Maria Bamford: Office Temp, Depression
David Cross: Answer Your Telephone
Hannibal Buress: New Orleans Parade
Anthony Jeselnik: Grandma Bible, Standards, Thoughts and Prayers
Paul Tompkins: Baby, Bathroom Monster,
Patton Oswalt: Subcontractors
Bill Burr: Philadelphia, Cruise Ship Terrorist, McDonalds Breakfast
Patrice OāNeal: Missing White Women, Men Canāt Like You and Love You
Louis CK: Being broke, Schindlerās List
Norm McD: moth, hitters dog, Asian flu, janice, cheese sandwiches
George Carlin: Football vs Baseball
Bob Newhart: Walter Raleigh
Greg Geraldo: Underwear Inside Of Pants
Dave Attell: Skanks for the Memories
Joe Rogan: Noahās Ark
Gabriel Iglesias: Racist Gift Basket
Here is John Mulaney discussing College.
I need a sign now.
Arenāt they made in China? I donāt think he gets a tariff pass.
I see this dude all over insta , funny as hell and top tier marketing strategy
Worth it.
Iāve been behind this vehicle before. Heās absolutely right that farms are needed to produce food.
Hey man, we all know you have a cool car - you donāt need to show it off.
My preferred mode of travel is a nondescript retiree sedan with what I consider to be adequate levels of power and comfort, with its value further bolstered by low maintenance costs and high reliability.
Iām still lacking the motivation necessary to peel off the dealershipās sticker, but it is both classy and subtle. I believe it adds to the distinctiveness of my retiree sedan.
Iām still torn on whether or not I should advertise my fetishes through a combination of vanity plate and rear-facing messaging. After giving the matter some thought, I think Iām going to stick with the Yorkās Toyota dealer aesthetic.
Its best to leave a little bit of mystery. Keeps things fresh and removes the pressure of expectations.
Johnny Romance !