Things That Make You Chuckle

That fellow is nothing when compared to the fertility god of the Hittites.

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Parts of this thread made me chuckle.

The wage gap isn’t real. Men just tend to go for higher paying jobs, like doctor, engineer and CEO. Whereas women go for lower paying jobs like female doctor, female engineer and female CEO.

The fact that he was flushing documents down the toilet in a house that literally has 28 fireplaces should prove that he’s not fit for office.

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In Canada, they are adding graffiti to the solidarity with Palestine symbol.

Some people aren’t happy about it.

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:rofl:

Thats perfect.

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1B7PQKTFeR/

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Maybe I should start that Florida Man thread. I’m still worried how terrifying it will be, based on the posters who I know would contribute.

Anyway, here’s some PG stuff.

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Thats just a good old snow ball battle.

But in Florida! :rofl:.

That really is wild. This is a new one for me in my 52 years. That looks like the good stuff too. Not too cold & dry, packs into a nice solid ball, hits with a satisfying pop, but not too hard.

We used to set up ambushes on train trestles near traffic lights. When the light turns red, Open Fire! And just start raining snowballs on our hostages.

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Bucket list activity:

Locomotive escapes captors and swims to safety:

Streetcar goes on rampage attacking a domicile and its residents:

Haven’t had many chuckles lately. Figured I’d make my own.

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AOC slams Trojan for false advertising.

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Gotta love Kermit.

Did her boyfriend tell her that?

I’m betting she found out one way or another.

How many sarcastic bastards does it take to change a lightbulb?

7!

1 to change it and 6 to ask ā€œInto What?ā€

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I think this is funny as heck. The dude might have got worked. My brother was telling me, years ago, about his Friday night. He and his pals went to a Sacramento watering hole called ā€œLargo’sā€ I think. Kind of a rip off of Humphrey Bogart’s movie Key Largo. So my brother and his friends are sitting having a nice Friday night when of course the bad drunk starts to get loud. Then the bad drunk zeros in on this Hispanic fellow. The bad drunk gets up, wanders to this fellow’s table and starts the, ā€œWe do not like your kind here!ā€ routine. My brother asks his friends, ā€œWho is the Hispanic guy? He looks familiar.ā€ Well no one can place this Hispanic gentleman who is being quite patient. Bad drunk keeps it up, Hispanic guy keeps being patient. Finally the Hispanic guy warns the drunk: You need to stop, knock it off, you do not know what you are dealing with etc. Just about the time my brother figures out who the Hispanic gentleman is, so does one of the drunk’s friends. The drunk’s friend quickly moves over, grabs the guy, starts apologizing profusely to the Hispanic fellow as he drags his cursing friend outside. My brother then tells me, the drunk loud mouth had started trying to start one with Tony ā€œThe Tigerā€ Lopez who was featherweight and lightweight boxing champ in the late 80s - early 90s. I do not know why I think that is funny? Maybe the idea of going out on a Friday, getting smashed, and then trying to pick a fight with a champion boxer?

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@twojarslave

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Me and my wife have rewatched and referenced this video so many times. It never gets old.

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