Things That Make You Chuckle

If they ask you that question at a job interview and you already know that you don’t want the job, ask them to clarify the “family” part.

Namely, explain that you’re having marital/gf problems and could use a place to crash for a few weeks. Also, that the crypto collapse left you a bit short on funds and a 10k “help” from your “family members” would help you get back on your feet. Isn’t that what’s family for?

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Anything can be if one is brave enough!

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I only use Tactile Turn pens.

They are pricey, but the weight and feel of them is second to none.

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I like the zirconium. :+1:

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Did you like get one as a gift one time and enjoyed it, or did you just choose to buy the most expensive pen you could find? lol

They look nice, I just couldn’t imagine buying one without a test drive first.

Bolt Action or Side Click?

Levenger bro.

And thats just the ball point.

They also carry the entire body of work from Phil Collins and a brilliant collection of stainless chainsaws in a variety of finishes. (Zirconium! Eeeek! :clap:)

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That you have to even ask me this concerns me.

BOLT ACTION SON.

I have always enjoyed a nice pen. A colleague of mine had one that I used to sign some documents and I was hooked. I bought 10 of them that day. I buy Tactile Turn as gifts too. I try to catch all their limited releases as well.

I prefer a heavier pen. I like the copper and bronze (the tarnishing is awesome) the best for their weight for everyday use. I have a slew of the zirconium ones though.

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I have had a few of these and Montblancs gifted to me. I am not a huge fan of pens with tops personally.

Few on me atm.

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Might as well just go for montblanc at that point

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You know what really baffles me?

I have absolutely no idea how I ever even came about the knowledge of the existence of that company.

Or why these things show up in my facebook feed.

I mean, I wear the cheap jeans from Walmart so that if they catch fire it’s no great loss. :rofl:

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I have nice suits, but my every day clothes are Walmart and Academy usually like the BCBG stuff haha.

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I have one nice pen that I got as a gift. I do like it, but it’s a fountain pen, which means I can’t use it at work soooo…. It sits in my desk forever unused. I considered taking up journaling just so I had an excuse to use the pen lol.

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I find it hard to believe the word nerds who write dictionaries are biologists … they don’t have the credentials to define what a woman is

What’s female?
“Having a gender identity that is the opposite of male.”
What’s male?
“Having a gender identity that is the opposite of female.”

Clears that right up.

You can build a unicycle off that logic right there lol

That’s the point.

A key marker in societal collapse is the inability to tell what is objectively true. The changing of history, toppling statues, redefining of words, these are all exactly the point.
^sorry, not something meant to give chuckles.

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Back to funny…

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