makes me think of @Bauber
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Just bought a bottle of āKids green glueā - Vegan obviously. I didnāt dare buying the petroleum based version, as the shop assistant gave me āthatā look. What is the world coming to. Do I have to make enemies in order to stay fossilized? Iām an involuntary veganā¦
Is there a vegan version of Cool whip on offer yet?
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He is just missing NVGās, suppressor, and a high-end optic.
But, I approve. Santa better keep his fatass out of my castle. That dirty commie is not getting credit around my house for the good shit my kids get.
The schools in my area last year put out a press release to parents about not telling their kids that Santa brought them nice toys as to not make other kids feel bad when they didnāt get anything or got lesser gifts.
I laughed as if I am going to let some government entity tell me what to tell my kids and do in my own home.
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Donāt forget the Bear Traps on the roof!
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I prefer bouncing Betties.
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It happens every year. Someone comes out with an amazing new pencil right about now, and I feel intimidated and unworthy.
Iām like the Charlie Brown of mechanical pencils.
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The question is how much do they want for it and does it come 0.5 mm?
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Adults still use pencils?
All I use are pens - I never make mistakes. 
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I love a good mechanical pencil for drawing nice clean precise lines to mark cuts & grinds.
Or the micro sharpies.
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When I learned how to draft I got obsessed with pencils.
0.3 mm soft lead for nice light lines, 0.5 and 0.7 for slighter darker lines.
1.0 or even 2.0 mm depending on scale for outside edges.
You quickly learn to appreciate a well made pencil, mechanical of wood&graphite.
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I gained an appreciation for them in fabrication.
The regular ole #2 just doesnāt cut it.
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I hate pencils.
All they remind me of is standardized tests and the bar exam.
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Yeah, but how much is it??
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You donāt scribe your lines?
Ultra-Fine point sharpies work okay, but still have a ~.010" lineā¦ sometimes accurate means ACCURATE. But thatās just me working aviation stuff so 
Also, no lead (or graphite) on parts. Nothing like cutting your writing into a titanium engine component because you forgot to erase it properly.
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I am just waiting for the day I can buy a waterjet
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Like 3 beams of green light? 
A friend of mine works in the electromechanical division of a component manufacturer, and thats their idea of āgood enoughā.
Iām just working with a portaband and an angle grinder.
I have tattooed a good many pieces by heating them with marker on them.
North of $150.00.
Thats just too much for me. Iād be afraid to drop it.
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What do you do when you lose the pen or if it gets stolen? For the price tag I assume they have a GPS transponder fitted to the unit? Any smart watch functions?
Any other functions worth mentioning? Is it able to use as a dildo? I know, not exactly politically correct, but I just had to ask (getting close to christmas and all - and after all we are in the chuckle section here which allow for some liberty, in my opinion)
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Yeah. I might go $20 and still call it an expensive pencil. Iāll stick with whatever it is I use, the mechanical pencils that have to be thrown away because you can never get them to work with refills, but which come in a pack of like 25 so it doesnāt matter.
I use them for my planner, which with cancellations and reschedules gets a lot of editing.
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