Google “recursion” and click the [Did you mean: recursion] a few times.
Some techno-dad is laughing it up right now.
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I got a 24 hour suspension from Facebook! 
I said something that violated community standards!
Imagine that. I’m flabbergasted.
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I once got a 24 hour suspension for a comment that I assumed was clearly satire. In response to the old cannard that abortion reduces poverty I suggested that we just kill poor people to reduce poverty. Facebook said I was advocating for violence.
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I have gotten multiple of those for saying pedophiles should be tossed in a woodchipper.
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The real irony is that actually advocating for the killing of babies non-satirically is completely allowed.
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Why a wood chipper why not castration or crucifixion or that one method where a person is tied to two horses and the two horses run and then…ah nvm
Well I wanted to get the lot of them and I have a few woodchippers and they would be efficient - feet first of course.
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Feet first.
Edit: 
great minds…
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Someone posted a pic of a crappy weld their co-worker laid down.
My response: “Beat him senseless and dump him out in front of a crackhouse.”.
No big deal, right?
Wrong! 24 hour suspension!
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Anyone coming in my corner office full of books and the smell of rich mohagany thinking they are getting any work out of me before the new year at this point of the day will be laughed at.
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Sounds like a lovely place.
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I’ve been using this to amazing technology to write limericks about my wife’s ass. I also told it to write a letter home in 1800’s dialect from a civil war soldier to his wife who cheated on him while he was away at war and became pregnant. The results are impressive. I ran it like 10 times and not once does the computer decide to leave her. He always hopes they can work it out.
My dearest wife,
My heart is heavy as I write this to ye, for I have heard of yer betrayal while I have been away fightin’ in this here civil war. I still cannot believe that ye have been unfaithful to me and now are with child. How could ye have done this to me?
I can only imagine the pain ye feel as I have been away so long, but that is no excuse fer yer actions. I must also confess that I am hurt and greatly disappoint’d. I had hoped that our love would endure the long separation, but it would seem that is not to be.
My heart is heavy, but I must try to forgive ye. I will be home soon, and we can then try to start anew. I pray that ye will accept my forgiveness and that we can try to rebuild our love.
Please think of me and keep me in yer prayers.
Forever yers,
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OpenAI is a cuck.
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Are your books also leather-bound?
I know you’ve got a box of cigars big enough to make cucumbers feel inferior.
Many many leather-bound books. Can one be an attorney without them? I think not.
I have more cigars than I have guns.
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As a fan of books, bookcases, and nice offices, I gotta admit I’d really like to see this office of yours.
EDIT: If anyone has seen “New Girl” (on Netflix), 12:20 of S1E17 is what I’m imagining @Bauber’s office as.
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Did you go look for that just to post this?
Nah. I mean, the exact timing, yes, but my girlfriend watches that show all the time so that episode had been on like two days ago. I found it funny so it stuck with me.
Makes more sense to just post that than to think anyone would actually look it up themselves.
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@ChickenLittle - I hear you get the highest payout if this happened while she was walking home from your house on Christmas Eve. 
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