So, a bit of a deal was made about the first woman to coach on-field during a major league baseball game.
Someone managed to photo her debut with an unfortunate perspective.
A custom-made neon Coke bottle schlong!
Fun Fact: It’s impossible to re-read this comment without hearing Michael Jackson saying this.
I have to admit one of my new favorite insults is “Smooth Brain”
One of my new favorite insults is “NPC” (non-player character)
physics server provided another one “p-brain”, a play on p-brane (flat, smooth), but sounds like “pea- brain”)
Dude at the gym was finished squatting and took all the plates off the bar on one side. It crashed as expected
Me: well, the physics department will solve that one day
Him: this is why I dropped physics 
Clearly, that chap missed out on the teeter-totter growing up.
I just took a loaf of bread to the face because my wife’s hand-eye coordination goes MIA at inconvenient times. Asked her to toss me the bread so I could make toast and she threw an MLB fastball from about 5 feet 
Sure, it was an accident, sure. My better halfs tried that one too.
I read this out loud to her and she said “oh, no, I have much heavier things I’d rather throw at you if I wanted to hurt you.” I married scary and out of my league at the same time.
Me too dude, me too.
I find it interesting the y-axis doesn’t go to zero…
Interesting or accurate?
/* ducks to avoid flying shoes *
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