Okay, before the better looking gender starts forming a mob, there is an equivalent chart for men… It’s called the Hot/Emotional Unavailability matrix.
But it’s WAY less thought-out and significantly less funny.
/* ducks under frying pan *
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I was thinking this was three things. Hot, emotional, and unavailability (availability). A three dimensional graph. I wonder what the consensus on that would be. Ideally, any amount of unavailability would be a no go zone.
Well, in the original, anything under a 4 is a tranny. Or maybe it’s just anything under a 4 crazy and above a 5 hot. He doesn’t really go into details about under 5 hot.
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My daughter was complaining that the battery on her tablet died. I acted like there was no such thing as a charger and told her we’d have to use renewable energy to recharge it.
Proceeded to tell her we could use her science project windmill (only generates enough to briefly power like 3 LEDs) to charge it, but I’d have to be up all night blowing on it to charge…
Taped the windmill to the top of her tablet, charged it regular overnight, then unplugged it in the morning so there was no evidence.
I could feel the eyerolls happening while I was at work.
#DadWins
Yes, I know her screen is filthy and broken… We have another tablet that she uses for school; she just refuses to trash this one. Don’t blame me, blame the 5 year old - she’s the responsible one.
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I honestly thought you stabbed the tablet with the windmill.
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Shit, would have been funnier if I did LOL.
Daughter might not agree with me on that one
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I 100% read the first few sentences of this thinking “what the fuck kind of reprobate stabbed his daughters tablet with a windmill just to prove a point”. Glad i read to the end.
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@cyclonengineer @twojarslave new insult “open set”
Why?
“Open sets are blobs without boundaries”
Describes all the out of shape couch coaches 
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Went to my cousins wedding and this was their cake topper:
He has the 205lb weight class raw deadlift record (688 lbs) in WI and his bride previously competed in a bikini comp and was a college pole vaulter.
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I feel this in my bones with a 7 week old and 19 month old…
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Yeah, we had a baby when our oldest was 17 months and it was miserable. To cap it off, the youngest had some sort of colic-y problem and didn’t sleep a full night until well after a year.
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LMAOO. This made me chuckle
Is anyone packing any jubilee memes?
I’m normally the ‘meme guy’ but i got nothin on jubilee; my condolences.