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Anyhoo… if off for a beer…
https://www.instagram.com/p/CNZ12GlDOh9/
I would absolutely have this on my time machine todo list. I’d say “Ronnie, in 25 years this shit is going destroy you so badly you’re gonna be in a wheelchair. And do you know what you’re going to say to people? Not that you regret working so hard that you broke yourself but that you regret stopping at 2 reps and not hitting 5.”
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The Simpsons intro if they were made in Russia.
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I knew someone was gonna get bludgeoned by the end.
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So true.
My wife’s back is bothering her, so a lower back massage turns into…
I get into these conversations sometimes…
I don’t want to go too far with them because you never know who or what is on the other side, but a big part of me really wants to just troll the shit out of them.
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A Chinese dude ostensibly in Sweden who’s profile name is Indian tried to contact me last week- very tempted to troll bait
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If I were lucky enough to get a back rub…
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This woman just friend requested me. I’m so flattered. I’m sure she’ll be blowing up my dm’s very soon because I’m so handsome. 
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I just read the screenshots… I think I’ll stay in my bubble…
Maybe one day I’ll be able to put the lessons @Cyrrex and @Edgy has been teaching me over the years to good use
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I don’t know what’s going on here but I feel I am going to.read about it in the news one day…
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Opeyemi is a Yoruba surname - I worked with a guy named like that from Nigeria.
Ask him (it’s definitely him) about a good Jollof or Moin Moin recipe to get something useful out of it.
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I don’t want to spook 'em. I’ve already gotten a solid 45 minutes of laughs out of him.
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“Moin Moin” is a common northern German greeting. Please tell me it’s a breakfast food as well, haha.
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It’s a weird cake/side dish (?) made primarily out of blended black beans and apparently whatever leftovers are available. Some people swear it can be very tasty if correct ingredients are added to the black bean paste. I tried it once and almost threw up, but I guess sardines and bullion cube mixed in were to blame.
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