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Tell me you grew up in the '90s without telling me you grew up in the '90sā¦
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I grew up in the 90ās and have no idea what this is. Maybe I wasnāt finished growing up or something lol
Itās Brandon Leeās āThe Crowā playing a Gameboy ā¦ Or is it the wrestler Sting?? Either way soooper 90ās
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I never watched wrestling, I couldnāt take how fake and cringy it was.
Ha, yeah, itās a behind-the-scenes pic from The Crow that I saw making the rounds.
Yeah I remember seeing the crow in theaters and being jazzed up bc STPs Big Empty was featured in the trailer
Iirc it was released about the same time as pulp fiction
Yea man ā¦ aināt nothing fake about Hulk Hogan body slamming Andre the giant at WrestleMania
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Speaking of slamming: You know what cracks me up?
The sassy bad girl tushy slap. The one women do on the Hub and stuff.
Like if youāre have millions of views, producing your own high quality amateur porn, rolling around on a pile of dildos- we know youāre a bad girl. No need for the sassy butt smak.
Besides, thatās a really loud unmistakable sound with no good way to explain why it was being made.
Like āNah hun, that was just some funny cat vid on my Facebook feedā doesnāt cut it for that noise.
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Iāve read it a couple times, but I honestly donāt understand a single word of what you just wrote.
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Me neither. Pretty sure someone must have got hold of my phone like 30 seconds ago or something.
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Are they slapping their own butts? Or one anotherās?
However, here you go: āItās an instructional video, honey!ā Then you minimize porn, and go slap your wifeās tushy in a manly-but-joking-and-also-sensitive-and-not-misogynistic manner, after which sexy time ensues and your browsing activities are forgotten - until next argument.
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Yeah, their own.
That is pretty brilliant. That is like a brand new way for me to get thrown into the doghouse. 
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How is she only hearing the butt slap sound and nothing else?
Moan Yes Oh yeah baby slam me with that huge slap
Whatās going on in there? Did I just hear a buttslap??!?!
Or are you watching videos that just start with a bunch of ass slaps and nothing else?
Minimise obviously, not close. Got to make sure you can come back to it later.
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There are certain sounds that are distinctly human and more easily audible than others like coughing, for example, or a slap/clap sound.
So if youāre ever walking through the woods or something and hear like a coughing sound or something, itās probably not a bear. At least not ursine.
I solve exactly this sort of problem for a living. My revenue stream depends on there being an ongoing or follow-up issue, so if there wasnāt a post-sexy-time doghouse situation, Iād lose out on income from return customers. 
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That could be a Better Call Saul level comedy/drama. There is incredible room to move in that realm that could be puzzling, hilarious, and relatable all at the same time.
But now Iām suspicious of that wonderful salad dressing. It was so that Iād get too much fiber, wasnāt it?
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Hope this isnāt considered too crude to post.
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