Things That Make You Chuckle

:joy: Way too accurate. Except the second one. I’d never shake a beer like that.

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Well, I’m about to binge something awful

https://www.instagram.com/p/CMhf3PMAQ2e/

99% of people here won’t understand this, but I don’t care

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Never laugh at others’ misfortune. Unless it’s him. Then absolutely laugh at him. Belly laugh.

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The lat pulldown tip is actually pretty good!

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I don’t think he was joking about any of those. Especially the plate changing one.

The ā€œSee? This is bullshit.ā€ was absolutely genuine.

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That’s a real word. I’ve had several discussions with Koreans and especially Hong Kong residents as I’ve searched for new sources of quality steel and pipe.

They absolutely despise woke liberal Americans.

In discussions with Polish and Germans (on the same steel search) the word is ā€œGutmenschā€.

I think our closest American word is ā€œChampaign Liberalsā€ OR, if you are my step-father it’s ā€œSilver Ponytailsā€ or ā€œGreat White Fatherā€

Did planet fitness interview their members after strenuous workouts on that gazelle machine and a post workout pizza slice?

I worked out a planet fitness exactly once. I got the ā€œlunk alarmā€ buzzed for me for slightly grunting near the end of my set of presses with their 75s (sadly, the heaviest pair there).

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I call them fanatics or zealots, which is the same label I would apply to their equal-but-opposites on the other end of the spectrum, e.g. the people mobbing the Capital, using flags as weapons.

Whether religion, politics, or social structure, if you approach people who disagree with you with fear, mindless loathing, and even the consideration of violence, you are a zealot.

ā€œZealotā€ and ā€œterroristā€ are not synonymous, but they are certainly strongly correlated.

ā€œIdiotā€ is another potential label for these people. ā€œIdiotā€ and ā€œzealotā€ are not mutually exclusive, and in fact seem to me to go hand-in-hand.

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It’s only 9 seconds long but I absolutely lose it when the music starts.

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I think they’ll just have to nuke everything on here haha:

I know people …

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If you have any doubt that the LSD was more pure in the 60s/70s, I present exhibit A: