I remember being bothered by a girlfriend at the time about choosing one of my friends to set up with her friend (why do women think this is a good idea?).
I plucked someone and she said she thought he was gay. I said he was bi-sexual. Now, I had never heard this girl swear or even say anything remotely sexual but she says to me “Nope, once you’ve had cock you will always want it”. I could only laugh, I’d say the same thing about vagina 
Right, but how do you really feel about it.
My school would probably be on the cutting edge if more cs ppl would look up from their computers and spend a bit of time in the business building 
In the Air Tonight is back on the charts from this
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That’s going to be nasty if there is no sugar added.
Add sugar for quick digesting carbs pre and post workout of course 
This. This is EXACTLY what a woman does to a man … sad
I’m divorced, and that is not accurate. Maybe if you start out as a big pussy.
I dunno man, I’m married and I’m a rottweiler now. Sure, I got some weight to put on and choke collars are not my thing but who knows where I’ll be in 5 years
https://www.instagram.com/p/CELIHt7BoeA/
Also, I feel personally attacked
When I first met my wife (girlfriend at the time), all of sudden her car was overheating and the oil light came on.
Checked the dipstick and there was next to nothing for oil left in the crankcase.
Me: “When was the last time you changed the oil?”
W: “I don’t know, I think it was like 2.5 years ago”
Me: Blank stare - drives car directly to quick lube place.
Turned wrenches professionally for some time and I’ve seen all kinds of stuff. My favorite oil related woman story was a lady who brought her car in because it was low on oil. I checked it, tell her it’s atleast 2-3qts over full and she refuses to believe that. She then shows me that it’s still low…
She pulls off the oil cap off the valve cover and leans over, looks in, and says see, no oil 
Had this lady had enough oil she was gonna fill that sucker up!!
The first is so you can do the second. I often have coworkers comment on my self-control at work when people bring treats in. I don’t touch them. It’s really just so I can eat like an asshole on the weekend.
Heart you @theBeth
