Oh, I know it does. 
Never know what someone has going on under all those layers of flannel.
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Felony strangulation is definitely not a joke, hopefully Guice is either properly prosecuted or properly exonerated if he is innocent, blah blah blah disclaimer disclaimer, but after his attorney posted a statement on twitter, this happened and I DIED laughing
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Whenever life offers up an opportunity to make things as tedious as possible, I like to take it up with enthusiasm:
āCould you get me a cup of water?ā
āYep, Iāve left it on the counter for youā
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Coaches that think theyāre still tough enough to take on built-like-a-brick-shithouse players, fomenting brawls that break all the rules and will wind up getting multiple players suspended. (Iām predicting a quiet firing if the Astros continue to suck, regardless of the reasons.) The commentary on this video is pretty good as well:
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Trump interviewing himself.
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One of my sons has hazel eyes. He also has a day care friend named Hazel.
He was curious about eye colours. When I told him the colour of his eyes were hazel, he interpreted this as he had his friend Hazelās eyes. He inferred from this that Hazel must then have his eyes.
Fast forward a few days and one of the carers tells me they are concerned that my son was telling children he was going to take their eyes.
It took a few moments to click what was happening but man talk about creepy things to hear haha
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In the future, sex will be a thing olden days people did:
Why go through all the fuss when there are already robots designed to take of āneedsā?
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I saw a spinning class outside today about 200 yards from a super nice section of the bike trail.
Like, instead of going to the spinning class, dragging the equipment out and all of that, they could have actually just been on bikes riding on a really nice trail on a beautiful morning.
I chuckled.
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Thatās a really depressing diagram to look at.
The way I interpret it, it looks like the Alpha Males are increasing the size of their āportfolosā.
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Either that, or the women are simply going at each other. And shoot, if I were a woman, thatās what I would do.
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Thereās still no substitute for the D.
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