Quoted for truth.
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I would seriously love that shit too, but Iāve got the wrong complexion to pull it off correctly. I imagine it is just as gratifying as bouncing an asshole and making him look like a fool in the process. Shutting down assholes just feels so good to me.
I have to settle for calling out neighborhood assholes in the small ways that I can. I recently picked up a guyās trash he brazenly threw in the park grass and eye-fucked him while I did it. He happened to be black and it happened to be as a BLM protest was brewing up, but I donāt give a shit. Thatās my new way to live dangerously.
Go ahead. I dare you. Call me a racist for picking up your Natty Light can and giving you a dirty look while I do itā¦
F this company. Their stock has buried my gains in the last week.
To me the fake noose reports are classic examples of priming. Even though I think all noose stories have been found not to be based in racism, the bias has been set.
Eventually, some asshole will actually put a noose up, because people copycat things they see others do - for example, suicide risk increases around everyone who has some type of contact with someone who has committed suicide.
When this happens, all these silly stories will be transformed into a string of real noose incidents committed by racists.
For next time people attack whites as exclusively racist. Literally one of the most offensive ads Iāve ever seen, including the Turkish security ads that consistently show Jewish men sneaking into houses and stealing.
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Believe me. Middle aged Asians are probably some of the most racist and homophobic ppl youāll ever meet (provided you can understand their private conversations). We even have the tendency to discriminate against whites 
(Jews are exempt though)
Would you like to retract any or all of your post now that the picture of the rope, as well as the FBIs findings have come to light? Or are you still sticking to the narrative above that is riddled with falsehoods?
Spoiler: it was a noose, and it was the only noose used in any of the 1,684 garages used on the NASCAR circuit.
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As the father of an eagle scout, I can guaran-fucking-tee that aināt no bowline. And it was the only one found with the, ermā¦ āloopā. The rest of the garages at that facility had unlooped rope pulls.
Truth somewhere in between, as usual:
NASCAR also released a photo taken on Sunday by its security personnel of what it says was the garage pull rope tied into a noose at a Talladega race in October of 2019, and not reported until last weekend.
Federal law enforcement officials confirmed the noose was in Wallaceās garage since last October, long before he and his team were assigned the stall for this past weekendās race.
A few things.
First, thats a noose. objectively, thats a noose. And based on where it was done (NASCAR track in the south) it was very likely intended as a noose. Probably as a joke, but thats a lynching noose.
Second, only 11 out of 1684 garages at ALL of the NASCAR tracks on the circuit have pull ropes for the garages. Likely these are the shitty garages, given to the not so high ranking drivers. Bubba is one of those low ranking drivers who would get one of the shittier garages with a pullrope at a track. 1 of those 11 had the pull rope tied as a noose. So it is not THAT big of coincidence that he ended up with the noose garage. Hence the reason for the FBI saying there was not crimeā¦ it likely was just a coincidence that Bubba ended up in that garage.
Finally, he 100% did not blow this out of proportion. In the middle of the BLM movement, after publicly supporting the removal of confederate flags from NASCAR events and receiving threats for it, the only black driver shows up to the next race and finds a damn noose hanging in his garage. WTF is he supposed to think? WTF is NASCAR or the other drivers who have never been to that specific garage supposed to think?
Iām not up-to-the-minute on this story at all, but a few observations are warrantedā¦
Thatās a picture of a hangmanās knot.
Thatās all that picture tells me. It doesnāt say who put it up, why they put it up,when they put it up, what their intentions were or anything at all.
Maybe thatās all you need to know, maybe thereās a lot more to the story.
This is what happens when hoax after hoax gets spotlighted by the media and exposed after the fact. People become skeptical, because people are not stupid and can pick up on patterns.
Letās say this is really code red. Thereās a Klan chapter out for this guy and even his family.
Who do you think is to blame?
What do you think should be done?
How many hoaxes have their been? I only know of like 2 recently.
If a Klan chapter is really out for this guy, the Klan chapter would be to blame, and racists within NASCAR would be to blame as well for condoning and encouraging racist attitudes and behaviors in the sport and fanbase.
Whoever had been involved should have been prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Do you disagree?
As it was, it sounds like one helluva coincidence. Could be that the guy/gal who tied that back in october did it as a statement for Good-Ol-Boy Southern culture, or it could be that he/she thought the hangmans knot was cool looking like a skull & crossbones. We donāt know. But if you were in THAT Driverās shoes, what would you be thinking?
Not trying to justify possible racist behavior or poor knot tying, but having a static loop on a pull chord is a lot smarter than a sliding or running loop.
Or maybe the garage door guy is a fisherman.
None of this is chuckle worthy. Unless it turns out that this was all a big misinterpretation of the actions of a borderline suicidal garage rodent.
If that turns out to be the case I will actually laugh my ass off.
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People driving in a circle are boring to me, but several articles say there were at least 11 other similar loops at this garage alone and had pictures of them from 2017 forward.
The articles i saw had a quote from the NASCAR president saying only 11 garages across the whole circuit had pull ropes, and only 1 had a noose.
Phelps said NASCAR conducted a thorough sweep of every garage area in all 29 tracks at which it races, a total of 1,684 garage stalls.
āWe found only 11 total that had a pull-down rope tied in a knot, and only one noose ā the one discovered on Sunday in Bubba Wallaceās garage,ā Phelps said.
If nooses were commonly used at that track in the past that would seem problematic. A racetrack in Alabama, a 99% white good-ol-boy fanbase, confederate flags flying everywhereā¦ and nooses used as the knot of choice. Yikes. Luckily, it appears this is all a bad coincidence. Possibly racist, but not intentionally against that driver.
Nooses are a symbol unfortunately. Its a knot that shouldnāt be used if there are any other knots to serve the same purpose. Nazis ruined a tibetan goodluck charm and cubicle layout, and racist american fuckheads ruined a specific type of knot.
Guys, just a reminderā¦
This is the fuckinā CHUCKLE thread.
I think Tallewackerdeggagate has its own thread in PWI or somethinā.
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Another one from Quora. Thereās no way people are this stupid so someone is just making these upā¦I hope.
Will my intelligence really decrease the stronger my muscle mass becomes or is it just another myth?
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I love cats. But, DuckLivesMatter.
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