As British as a duck incident could get.
I had a cat that would do that with baby bunnies. Itâs like theyâre so cute that she didnât want to eat them.
I had a cat that left the spleens from the bunnies in a row at the door when she found a warren to raid. And once she left the entire tail end, tail up, looked like it was diving through tthe porch decking.
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One of my dogs for this the other day ⊠found a baby bunny in the yard and played with it like a chew toy ⊠didnât injure it best I could tell do I returned it to nature ⊠not sure if itâs still alive considering the Hawkes and foxes around the house
Itâs kind of funny how many dogs have strong prey drives but âsoft mouthsâ. Mine will catch a rabbit or cat and pin it down with his forearms. Then he will mouth the hell out of them. With cats he gets the whole head in his mouth, and he gets 2/3 of a rabbit in there. He just holds them down and gently mouths them for a minute or two leaving them covered in slobber, pissed off, but completely uninjured.
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Unlike my last dog, a pit, who would eat critters as fast as she could so she didnât get caught.
I was in the back yard one time and heard a few squeaks. I turned to look at her to see why, and she had the little poof tail sticking out of her mouth. In my best doggy dad voice I said âWhat is that?â, which she responded to by sucking it down and giving me her best guilty âI didnât do it!â look.
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Those silly boomers. They shouldâve just let the angry mob come on to their property unopposed.
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Donât forget the sexist messaging. Why does the woman have a smaller gun 
He is for sure overcompensating.
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Probably the result of toxic masculinity Iâd imagine 
I donât know man - they donât look very well trained or disciplined to handle those firearms effectively. Dude has the butt crammed inside his fuckinâ armpit and the ladyâs holding that pistol with what looks like a dead fish wrist - also, what the fuck is she even looking at? She should be focused on where her pistol is pointing if sheâs got it up and readyâŠ
I applaud their zeal, but it doesnât look like they get the range all that much.
âŠregardless, seems to have sent a message to the mob that overran their communityâs security perimeter/gate (from what Iâve read - thatâs what happened).
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Does this make you feel better? Making dick jokes while people are getting their communities stormed by BLM? Also, CHOPs sounding more Utopian by the day - another man shot to death and 14 yr old critically injured - crime scene severely disturbed (so much for justice) and investigators being hindered by the free people of CHOPâŠUtopia, any day nowâŠ
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Great contribution to the Chuckle thread. You always get this offended by jokes, snowflake?
Go argue politics and current events elsewhere.
Also, you could take it as a dick joke if youâre thinking about penis. Or you could take as a joke about little-man syndrome because he is shorter than his lady-friend.
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If itâs not a reference to his dick, which in every other case of anyone uttering âhe must be compensatingâ thatâs what the reference is, what is it a reference to?
oooo his height ⊠got it. So did making fun of his height make you feel better about yourself? Iâm sure you wouldâve handled your private property being invaded much better, because, what? youâre taller than that guy? Cool. keep on keepin on I guessâŠ
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Damn, do you always get this salty when a joke goes over your head? Its a joke, and a clean one at that. Go discuss politics and and shit in another thread, youre too soft to be in a thread about chuckles.
You canât really tell without getting close, but the womanâs gun most likely fires the larger bullets. Itâs also way more difficult to shoot well, so the guy was most likely setting his wife up to be a sacrificial lamb to the mob. Thatâs what Iâd do.
Nonsense. Heâs seen enough. The reality, as demonstrated by the whitest people making the rounds of the internet today, is that you donât even need to know how to handle a gun properly to scare people into leaving you alone. You can strut out there in you pink polo, hold the gun way you remember Arnold doing it in the movies and hope for the best. And it can work, like it did for the stud pictured above.
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Dick jokes are always appropriate on the chuckle thread.
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In all fairness, the 80s action movie technique he has is more effective against a crowd than the sideways pistol gangster technique our parents were scared we would learn from hiphop, Spray-and-pray from the hip will work if you use enough rounds.
Now if he was REALLY overcompensating, he would have a dual-drum mag on that big gun for the cock nâ balls look haha.
Richard âDickâ Nixon, Ronald Reagan and Bill Clinton are all on the Titanic
As the Titanic begins sinking, Ronald Reagan yells âquick, save the women and children.â
Nixon yells back: âscrew the women and children!â
Bill Clinton asks: âDo we have time for that?â
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