Things That Make You Chuckle

It’s real.

And now, the experiment in Democrat police free anarcho-communism has its first tyrant.

A well-armed rapper named “Boz” has declared himself warlord and together with his armed entourage taken it upon himself to enforce what he determines to be the law, as well as “taxing” residents in nearby apartments and businesses for his expenses.

They even had their first experience where he provided a beat down of someone who failed to timely comply with his edicts.

Ah, a regular earthly paradise brought by Democrat ideas!

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I was kinda thinking “Haven’t these people seen any post apocalyptic/dystopia movies in the past 40 or so years?”.

This is literally how they all go. Next comes the zombie sickness.

Then Everybody looks like tofurkey.

Fuckin’ kids these days. Sheesh.

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The shawls are called “kente clothes”. They are from the Ghana area.

Like with Scottish plaid, each tribe (or clan) has its own pattern.

The pattern the Democrats picked was from the Ashanti tribe, a rather prominent and notoriously tribe.

You see, the Ashanti were notorious slave owners and slave traders, effectively running the African slave trade. They’ve hated by all the other tribes.

Culturally this would be like wearing a Nazi arm band into a synagogue.

Some Congressional intern either is an idiot or was sending out a message.

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They called it Utopia for a reason.
It’s from the Greek ou-topos meaning ‘no place’ or ‘nowhere’ (which I am sure you already knew).

Apparently much of my generation missed that lesson in school. A perfect place cannot exist.

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His name is Raz, fwiw, not The Boz. I may be using the wrong pronoun though, who knows (these days i just guess, and accept the correction if it comes).

The CHAZ (Capital Hill Autonomous Zone) was “an exercise in deescalation” by the City and SPD. Antifa and other agitators where violently rioting at night, and the residents and businesses in the area currently occupied are more sympathetic to the Antifa folks than they are to the notoriously problematic SPD (look it up, SPD has/had serious problems with racism and force). So, the City had SPD just pull out of the area for a bit… let the children throw their tantrum and tire themselves out in their own sandbox.

Its a small area currently occupied, not some large chunk of the city, or even neighborhood. According to a few of my staff who live in Cap Hill, its just life as usual for the residents, and the issue is being blown out of proportion. And please do not associate Antifa with BLM, or people who attend BLM organized protests and rallies, nor with democrats. The seattle protests are currently intentionally being planned in other areas to avoid the antifa jokers who only hurt the message of the protestors.

Proudboyz/white nationalists are not Republicans, Antifa are not Democrats.

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If all of the “Autonomous Zone” residents are as pleased with the situation as you seem to indicate, I’d be happy to let it continue to play out so we can see where these ideas lead. Revolutionary communes run by wack-jobs is how the nation heals from slavery, or something.

If Raz tried to take over my neighborhood it probably wouldn’t go the same way for him, but it seems like he’s got a lot of local support for his ideas over there in Seattle. Good for Raz, good for the people under his benevolent governance.

All I can picture is that this leader probably looks like this:
burns

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Its tough to want to continue a discussion when what i get back is strawmen and hyperbole. What you are saying is not at all what i said

Im not trying to gaslight anyone, im just offering up what i see at a local level, and sharing insight from people in the thick of it. .

there is no actual leader of Antifa. It sounds like its kind of a freeforall with Raz being the one feeling the need to police (pun intended) everyone.

I’m not seeing the hyperbole or the straw man. Would you call the CHAZ something other than a Revolutionary commune run by wack-jobs? Is that inaccurate somehow? Am I not giving Boz and his policy ideas a fair shake?

Do you think he has the right ideas? If so, please explain.

Damn, you and NickViar are just on a troll-roll right now, huh? See above posts. or don’t.

I gotta give my staff living in Cap Hill some work to do this morning, ill check in and see if anything changed overnight.

lol … you say they’re giving you hyperbole and strawmen, then you go and call them trolls … way to deflect

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Isn’t this supposed to be a thread where we just share little funny stuff?

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The Democrats wearing shawls (or whatever they are) of slave-traders to show they are down with us non-white folk is pretty damn funny. Democrats are usually pretty good at pandering.

As is the Raz guy.

Of course, I was also amused at the dude who got his head squashed by a statute he tore down by not paying attention in geometry class, so perhaps my humor is a bit dark right now.

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I was watching that live last night. I didn’t notice him get whacked the first time, but I saw the white girl with the hammer gasp and cover her mouth. So I rewound the video and watched him get smacked about 10 times.

Part of me feels bad when I laugh at other’s misfortune, but I’ve reconciled that by vowing to not be upset if I get mocked for dying from my own stupidity. This local hero has provided a lot of local laughs from beyond the grave, may he rest in peace.

Nope. I’m not a very good etymologist. Actually, as a regional trait, we’re downright abusive to language around here. :rofl:

Poor @anna_5588 has probably had to learn all kinds of new words/pronunciations on top of her regular studies, just to get around town. :grin:

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We’ll call them the Chazi kinda like Stazi

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Like The East German secret police?
Those guys were wannabes :joy:

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I feel very much the same.

I’m thinking about those mortars though. The ones I’m familiar with are like 2-3 inch, and both the launch and explosion pack a pretty serious wallop.

I probably wouldn’t try launching one from my head. Even before reading that.