Things That Make You Chuckle

Dude, whatever two seconds of shit talking was happening prior to the face spitting, I cannot imagine anything that anyone could say in that timeframe to make you spit in their face twice. I also love the guy filming defending the big guy as he’s on top of an already unconscious guy, pummeling him into oblivion with fists raised to the heavens - “NAH, NAH HE SPIT IN HIS FACE!”, and everyone shuts up, lol.

I’ve never been spat on before, but I’d place my reaction to having someone spit in my face somewhere right around that right there. Honestly, he could have beaten the guy to death.

Karen is a serious thing now, which, lol, but telling a Native American to go back to their country gets more than just a chuckle out of me. The lady got the shit slapped out of her too.

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I’ve gotten the go-back-to-your country a fair bit.

But I’ve gotten (from Mexicans) the “you’re Mexican, you should speak Spanish” probably close to daily. No, still an Apache, dick.

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Haha, Mexicans approaching my dad, and to a lesser extent, sometimes me, speaking Spanish is a fairly common occurence. Kinda amusing considering we’re both broader and taller than the majority of them that I see…but I suppose I see a very small number of them.

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Rather proud of these kids for outsmarting Herr Mayor DeBlasio:

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rTard

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@polo77j that’s racist you’re getting canceled!

you missed an opportunity my man … it’s also able-ist

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I can’t keep up with all the ways people are offended.

The overwokeness is strong with this particular bit of pandering.

Periodically idiots from Sante Fe come onto the reservation and try this crap.

I don’t know if I am more insulted by the fact they think we are so stupid that we can’t see that it is pandering or the pandering itself.

Edit: the forum is still doing that weird “wrong quote” appears thing.

Also, I am liking the wrong posts. (Not that you guys aren’t great.)

I’d be insulted by the condescension; I’d chuckle at the self-flagellation and pandering. It’s so narcissistic I almost feel sorry for these idiots…

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RIP :joy:

One time a certain Democratic Senator came to the reservation to argue why shale drilling on our lands was bad and wanted us to do protests akin to the Bakken pipelines stuff.

Talking to a room of Apache. With. Slow. Words. Wampum bad. Big Texas white man bad. Want to hurt Earth Mother.

We all looked at each other: Harvard MBA, Yale lawyer, Rice engineer (with another degree in math), me a lowly Texas A&M petroleum engineer, but with masters in geology, etc. Most of either had worked, worked, or had family that worked the oil field.

Let the condescending fuck talk. Thanked him, and signed the lease with Big Texas white man (which was quite good and not only brought in a full 25% royalty, but lots of jobs and water sales) and solid lessor protections: vertical and horizontal Pugh clauses, drilling commitment, compression commitment (which I fucking built and designed), etc. Set up the tribe for a generation or so.

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This reminds of that clip of Hillary talking to a crowd of southern black folks dropping her with a drawl

Gig 'em

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#DefundAcademia

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The vegan bit tipped me over the edge lol

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You mean the “poor and needy” stole from them? Never.

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I think it might be a photoshopped fake, but dear God I hope it’s legit hahaha