What can you say? You don’t waste a surgeon’s talent and scarcity by having them record the patient’s known allergies and dietary preferences…
First, a man should prepare and season his own meat.
Secondly, what is this salad and vegetables you type of. Maybe Potato Salad, Macaroni Salad, Egg Salad
http://www.errolmorris.com/commercials/miller/miller_salad.html
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I didn’t want to shit all over the guy’s fun, but I buy the meat, prepare the meat, and cook the meat - hot dogs and burgers you can buy for me, but the mandatory steak I have on at every BBQ will be mine, from purchase to consumption.
That being said, @alphonsus12 isn’t far off in my experience, because I’ve been to plenty of BBQ’s where the wife did 99% of the work and the guy sat on the grill making overcooked dry burgers and undercooked limp hot dogs.
Also belongs in the stupid thread.
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Oh man. That’s just bad.
Whoever Trailblazer is supposed to represent deserves an apology, because that is just gross and bad.
As generally non Asian brown people go, that characterization is just gross and icky.
I was so small and ugly that my own grandpa was afraid to touch me 
My…Disney… stock…
I don’t know anything about superheroes but nothing about that sounds like something that’d be fun to watch, haha.
I still don’t understand this self-mockery trend…
I chuckled, twice:
Bahahahahahahahahaha
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Why do I get the feeling that this legislation might be a tad difficult to enforce
I also wonder if pornhub has a lobby
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I’ve no idea why it double-posted. Take two:
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If you’re gonna spit in someone’s face, you might want to make sure you have a better escape plan…
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Than fading into the darkness.
That was beautiful.
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Door’s closing… I’m going to spit in his face! He won’t be able to get me.
Haha… train’s going to leave now
Train’s not leaving but this dumbfuck is trying to open the doors and they’re not budging haha
Door’s cracked open, but it’s stuck. It ain’t opening
Aww fuck no!!
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