The Return of Even More Movies You've Watched This Week III

It’s cool lol. I did like the fight scenes a lot, which were choreographed by the guy that did the fight scenes in A Moment of Romance! Which was the only reason I went to watch the movie other than Donnie Yen being in it

Of all the things I hated in the movie, the fucking “mind battle” was the one which made me want to start throwing things at the screen.

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Aka “marriage”?..I kid, I kid, because I’m a jaded divorcee LOLLLL!!!

Oh Grasshopper, I’m sure you would appreciate it a lot more now that you are a lot older, and married. You’re right around 40 right? -that’s when most dudes start getting “wise”, so they tell me…

Nono, I meant this scene where the fight was literally taking place in their minds:

HAHAH! I stand corrected, that scene is putrid. I must’ve blocked it out of my mind LMAO!!!

I like the fight scenes like the one at the end of Fist of Legend. I can’t stand the stupid high wire flying through the air stuff.

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Have you watched The Emperor’s Naked Army Marches On? It’s an old documentary following Kenzo Okuzaki, a traumatized and slightly deranged former soldier of the Imperial Japanese Army who travels around Japan confronting his former comrades over systemic cannibalism among the Japanese troops in the jungles of New Guinea.

Pretty excruciating to watch and beats any horror movie in terms of creepiness. Oh, and it ends with an actual attempt at manslaughter.

Rambo: Last Blood

WTF?

What movie were these lunatics watching?

Last Blood isn’t a good film. There’s lots of shit in it to criticize without making shit up just to virtue signal. Critics, you have lost all credibility. Which makes your opinions worthless. Go fuck yourselves. Cowards and shills.

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Lefty word vomit is what I call it … these words have no meanings anymore except to weed out people I know I don’t need to take seriously

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I watched Avengers Endgame (yeah, yeah late to the party).

This is the highest grossing movie of all time and has pretty good reviews. Did I miss something? Just full of facepalm moments.

Endgame is an endorsement of State Socialist propaganda. Revision of history, artificially propping up females for manpower and productivity, and fighting the bogeyman that is ‘fascism’, which, being a figment of the populace’s collective imagination, simply disappears with the snap of a finger once the sole representation of the bourgeois, Ironman, embraces socialist ideology and discards his individuality for the greater good.

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@dt79

So, it’s appropriately named then?

Still haven’t watched, so to me you’re a trendsetter.

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Alas, the real endgame is just beginning. Heroes of the revolution are now immortalized as action figures. Captain America will now appear in photos in historical events in the past in places he could never have been at if the movie had stuck to it’s own rules of time travel. Thor handing over Aasgard to Valkyrie invokes the image of a late 1950s Mao who was then a drunken party-boy(no pun intended) disgruntled with the increasing levels of State beauracracy and elitism. The Cultural Revolution will be the endgame.

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Rambo Last Blood.

The shit was off the charts with the bloody violence haha. But the film was a little too slow tbh.

…I see no problem with that…

I want to know who the brilliant muck a muck was that dreamt up being carried off by Valkyries after death in battle.

12 monkeys the series. So far really good.

Ad Astra

Ad Astra is so boring and pointless staring at your screen saver for 2hrs would be better use of your time.

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No, I’m sorry. Here’s a real review.

Ad Astra shows us how spineless film critics are when poorly developed themes involving the deconstruction of masculinity, State engineered concepts of heroism, and religion are present in a movie which also features an attack by moon pirates and baboons in zero gravity as it’s main action sequences.

It also explores the mind of someone who would make a movie like this. Like the vastness of space, and the movie’s conclusion on the search for other forms of intelligent life, there is nothing there. Any profound meaning one is able to convince oneself is in this film would be a product of a fuckload of faith.

Brad Pitt puts in a captivating performance, showing us he is capable of looking sadder than Keanu Reeves for 2 hours. Through monologues with a psychological assessment program, and internal monologues provided by mostly redundant voice-overs throughout the entire movie, Sad Brad constantly tells us how sad he is, depicting that layer hidden underneath the surface of male stoicism while reminding us how stupid we are that we need everything spelled out for us.

Ad Astra is a truly astounding film; astounding in the fact that 80 million dollars was wasted on this piece of garbage and Disney is now trying to get it back by making us waste our money.

Unleash the shills! To the stars!

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As a rule, I avoid movies that the critics rate meaningfully higher than the audience.

Vice versa, I think movies the audience rate meaningfully over the critics have a great chance to be a “fun” watch.

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Batman and Harley Quinn was way raunchier than I expected after putting it on for my 4 year old. Fortunately all that stuff went way over his head and I enjoyed it thoroughly. 8/10.

Also watched Escape Plan. Don’t know how to rate a movie like that, can only say it was what I expected, and so I had fun.

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Just started watching Marianne on Netflix and liking it a lot.

been watching old Columbo episodes. i know its a tv series, but they’re pretty close to movies, especially first couple of episodes.