Ugh oh… I know what that implies !
Anyone find Jennifer Connelly insanely attractive?
Would wife ten out of ten
EDIT: just watched career opportunities. Maybe its just the test, but would bang twenty four seven.
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Two big thumbs up for Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Just saw it this afternoon with Mrs Burien Top Team.
Pitt and DiCaprio are excellent, as is the woman who plays Sharon Tate (Margot Robbie). Good work from Tarantino. Very happy to see an artist be so creative and so bold when it comes to storytelling. As Kafka said, if it doesn’t wake you up with “blow to the head,” why bother?
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Many, many, many moons ago when I lived in NYC I worked out at the Chelsea Piers Gym. Saw Jennifer Connelly working out there, actually sweating. And looked just as hot in real life.
Check out The Hot Spot. Watch it alone if you can…
I watched Long Shot. At the start of the movie, Seth Rogan goes undercover in a Neo-nazi meeting and someone says his name is “Aryan Grande”. That was the only time I laughed. Then I just sat there watching things on screen play out without any involvement whatsoever other than mentally defiling Charlize Theron and wondering how they could give such lame lines to Saul Goodman. It’s like being in movie purgatory. A kind of Buddhist hell. The was simply nothingness. I was watching without watching; perceiving without perceiving. A state of endless suffering without suffering. Like the lyrics to Iron Maiden’s Infinite Dreams. I think I’ve reached Nirvana. Perhaps now I can finally enjoy Captain Marvel.
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Props for the infinite dreams reference … you truly are a Renaissance man
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Wu Assassins (TV)
Oh fuck this Wu Wu shit. It’s lame. The dialogue and certain subject matter are R-rated. The plot is from a kid’s cartoon. The fight scenes are very well choreographed but the camera work and editing completely screw them up except for 2 sequences in the first 2 episodes. I gave up after episode 5.
If you have a chance give EU made series a try. Pretty damn awesome series out there lately. I love good mystery detective series made with class that keeps you hooked and guessing till the end, also crime series as well. Anyone want something can recommend for starters just let me know 
Is anyone else as obsessed with rocketman as I am ??
I’m going as elton for comic con
And Halloween
And anything else that I can think of so I can have an excuse to wear that costume 
Angel has fallen.
Was underhwlemed, olympius is fallen is still the best out of the three
My son and myself are doing the Indianapolis comic con next weekend. Call it are bonding time. He’s going as Clark Kent.
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Hobbs and Shaw
Good: Some really fun action and incredible driving stunts. Idris Elba’s character was pretty interesting, and his performance stood out quite a bit. Vanessa Kirby is decent also. Ryan Reynolds chews up every scene he’s in, and is the only one that made me laugh. He’s like Deadpool but as a CIA agent.
Thankfully there is a shit-ton of action, because parts this movie are hard to watch when it’s not blowing things up and punching people.
Bad: Absurd, derivative plot (duh). Possibly the worst attempts at comedy I’ve ever heard in a big budget movie. The conflict between DJ and Statham started off feeling forced and lame, and got more forced and lame as the movie progressed. My eyes rolled at almost every weak-ass attempt they made at roasting each other. I think they wanted to hire Greg Giraldo to write the back-and-forth jokes, but they couldn’t because he died 9 years ago, so they just gave up and outsourced it to India or something. Sigh That’s my only explanation for the shit joke writing.
Bad(cont.): Way too long; there is no reason for a movie like this to be longer than 90 minutes.
Overall: I’d suggest listening to a podcast or something interesting while watching this movie. That way you are spared from the awful non-action scenes and can simply pause for the action scenes and every time Ryan Reynolds is on camera.
6/10
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Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
I loved this movie. Go see it.
You’ll probably be thinking “what does any of this shit have to do with any of this other shit?” the whole time, while being nonetheless entertained by top-notch acting, directing, and writing (as I was). And then, in a flash, it all comes together. The man knows how to end a fucking movie, I’ll tell you that much. Wow.
10/10
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Came here to check if anyone was talking about The Boys, damn I’ve finished the second episode and I’m so hooked
It gets even better
The night comes for us - Netflix movie
Well-choreographed fight scenes, tons of blood. I think it was Netflix trying to do a John wick-type film, with an Asian cast. Fun film I randomly stumbled across.
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I’ve watched it 3 times lol.
Watched End Game, I enjoyed it. No real review, as I had to watch it in three installments due to the wee, wailing children, ha. Will be watching it again.
Snatched with Amy Shumer…awful, it takes a lot for me to just straight up not like a movie, the best character was the dude from law and order as a manager turned explorer with cancer, he’s kinda funny…Shumer is awful, I usually like raunchy comedy, but it was just…not good, felt forced throughout the movie.
47 Meters Down: Full Refund
I have no idea what I just watched. The acting is horrendous. The script is complete nonsense. PURE NONSENSE. They tried to make a “dumb high school chicks get eaten by sharks” version of The Descent. The sharks are blind because they’ve evolved while living in an underwater cave? Who gives a fuck? What fucking difference does it make? They’re still popping from behind for a loud JUMP SCARE! everytime the plot needs them to take out one dumbass. Why does a fucking fish scream? The directing somehow goes from “student film level” to occasional spurts of brilliance, which manages to elevate this above Captain Marvel, which doesn’t mean much at all. The production quality is the only thing that isn’t complete crap. It’s like watching an Uwe Boll movie made by a real film crew. No wait, even In the Name of The King was better than this. 1.5/10
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It Chapter 2
Fucking joke.