[quote]PharmD Pete wrote:
“Hey Llama, how bout a little somethin for the effort?”[/quote]
Caddyshack
[quote]Race Fan wrote:
What is greatest western thrill?
Hmm… kill Indian
Kill Indian?! Is it leagal?
Sure, white man been doing it for years.[/quote]
Mavrick
[quote]swordthrower wrote:
This will probably be an easy one, but funny as hell:
“We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers… Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we’d get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.”[/quote]
Good Movie Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
[quote]electric_eales wrote:
“I fart in your general direction”[/quote]
The Holy Grail
“The fact that the side of your gun says ‘replica’, and the side of mine says ‘DESERT EAGLE, .50’…”
“We don’t even need a reason.”
“Let’s go do some crimes!”
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
“The fact that the side of your gun says ‘replica’, and the side of mine says ‘DESERT EAGLE, .50’…”[/quote]
Snatch.
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
“The fact that the side of your gun says ‘replica’, and the side of mine says ‘DESERT EAGLE, .50’…”[/quote]
Snatch. Here’s the whole quote, because its a beautiful thing:
"Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you’ve got your parties mangled up. There’s no pussy here, just a dose that’ll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you’ve got “Replica” written down the side of your gun. And the fact that I’ve got “Desert Eagle point five O” written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now… Fuck off. "
[quote]swordthrower wrote:
This will probably be an easy one, but funny as hell:
“We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers… Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we’d get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.”[/quote]
Fear and Loathing
[quote]simon-hecubus wrote:
“We don’t even need a reason.”[/quote]
Caddyshack
“Boy, when we get home, remind me to punch your mama.”
“It’s in the hole!”
[quote]lostinthought wrote:
I don’t have a pot to piss in, or a window to throw it out of. All I have, is Fuckin’ Floyd. [/quote]
True Romance
“You passed out cigarettes for a smoke-a-thon on Earth Day. You installed speed bumps on the handicapped ramps and, most recently, you dumped 100 pounds of… MEAT on a peaceful vegan protest!”
“Oh, come on, That was way more than 100 pounds.”
[quote]BIGRAGOO wrote:
“Boy, when we get home, remind me to punch your mama.”[/quote]
Smokey and the Bandit
The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.
[quote]UtahLama wrote:
“You passed out cigarettes for a smoke-a-thon on Earth Day. You installed speed bumps on the handicapped ramps and, most recently, you dumped 100 pounds of… MEAT on a peaceful vegan protest!”
“Oh, come on, That was way more than 100 pounds.”
[/quote]
PCU? Again…!
“The Pen is blue, the pen is blue, the god damn pen is blue!”
“I’m a goddamn marvel of modern science.”