[quote]PGA200X wrote:
“Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?”[/quote]
I think this one may be from “Donnie Darko”. Great movie.
[quote]Hardball wrote:
obatiger11 wrote:
“Here’s how you get him. He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue.”
Sean Connery in The Untouchables
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. [/quote]
Bull Durham?
[quote]PharmD Pete wrote:
Another one from earlier that no one got yet…
“I wish i had dated more catholic school girls growing up. As it stands i don’t have any ‘and then she unzipped her jumper’ stories.”[/quote]
Nice…Chasing Amy
“This mission will be a failure if we all die!”
[quote]MANONFYA wrote:
“look bitch, you knew i was a snake”
can’t wait to see how long this takes[/quote]
Natural Born Killers
Here’s an obsure one:
“Kick him in the nards!! Kick him in the nards!!”
“Wolfman dosen’t have nards!!”
“Do it!!”
“Whoa, wolfman’s got nards”
Good luck with that one
[quote]polo77j wrote:
Here’s an obsure one:
“Kick him in the nards!! Kick him in the nards!!”
“Wolfman dosen’t have nards!!”
“Do it!!”
“Whoa, wolfman’s got nards”
Good luck with that one[/quote]
HA! Monster Squad. My favorite movie when I was a kid.
[quote]obatiger11 wrote:
“He likes your bar.”
“and?”
“He likes your bar.”
“and?”
“You want me draw you a picture?”
Damn, no one has gotten this one yet?
OK, I’ll give you some more clues.
“OIY!!! Keep your fingers out of my soup”
and
“If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain’t the kinda pussy to drink it.”
[/quote]
lock stock…Turk said it!
[quote]polo77j wrote:
Here’s an obsure one:
“Kick him in the nards!! Kick him in the nards!!”
“Wolfman dosen’t have nards!!”
“Do it!!”
“Whoa, wolfman’s got nards”
Good luck with that one[/quote]
Its from that moster movie. They need a virgin to say a specific saying to kill all the monsters. I cant remember the name though.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
Here’s an obsure one:
“Kick him in the nards!! Kick him in the nards!!”
“Wolfman doesn’t have nards!!”
“Do it!!”
“Whoa, wolfman’s got nards”
Good luck with that one[/quote]
X men.
[quote]bigurukhai wrote:
BIGRAGOO wrote:
“We’ve got big pussy, little pussy, hairy pussy, shaved pussy, smelly pusssy…if you can find better pussy anywhere else…FUCK IT!!”
Easy, Cheech’s speech in “From Dusk till Dawn”
How about this group of lines.
Cop 1 “If you ever get married, marry an ugly girl.”
Cop 2 “Why an ugly girl?”
Cop 1 “Because pretty girls will always run off on ya.”
Cop 2 “Well, ugly girls can run off too.”
Cop 1 “Ya, but who gives a fuck.”[/quote]
I don’t know the film but I look forward to finding out, thats some funny shit
“Shit. Fuck. Shit-fuck!!!”
[quote]Race Fan wrote:
chance favors the prepared mind[/quote]
Louis Pasteur (sp?)
[quote]BIGRAGOO wrote:
“These guys…these are funny guys. Kill one of them.”[/quote]
The three amigos
I don’t have a pot to piss in, or a window to throw it out of. All I have, is Fuckin’ Floyd.
[quote]kingtiger wrote:
PGA200X wrote:
“How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me?”
easy Goodfellas
Shit!
What?
Rollers
Nope
Yep
shit[/quote]
Blues Brothers
“Are you Leo?”
“I am Big Leo”
“It just says Leo”
“We are the same, Leo and Big Leo”
“You’re synonymous”
“Dat’s right”
[quote]polo77j wrote:
Here’s an obsure one:
“Kick him in the nards!! Kick him in the nards!!”
“Wolfman dosen’t have nards!!”
“Do it!!”
“Whoa, wolfman’s got nards”
Good luck with that one[/quote]
The Monster Squad
This will probably be an easy one, but funny as hell:
“We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers… Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we’d get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.”
“I’ll eat anything you want me to eat, I’ll swallow anything you want me to swallow. Come on down, chew on the dog!!!”