[quote]PharmD Pete wrote:
The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.[/quote]
What is that, a Titleist?
“Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes?”
caddyshack!
“Try not to suck any dick on your way to the parking lot!”
[quote]jogle1234 wrote:
Since no one got my last one yet here are a couple more from the same movie.
“They say money can’t buy happiness? Look at the fucking smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby.”
“Anybody who tells you money is the root of all evil doesn’t fucking have any.” [/quote]
I am a day late, so I am assuming someone has already answered this one because this frickin’ thread is awesome, but…
Boiler Room
Tucker
“I’m ashamed that you came out of my body.”
“I should have mailed it to the Marx Brothers!”
[quote]PharmD Pete wrote:
caddyshack!
“Try not to suck any dick on your way to the parking lot!”[/quote]
37!?!?
[quote]PGA200X wrote:
UtahLama wrote:
“You passed out cigarettes for a smoke-a-thon on Earth Day. You installed speed bumps on the handicapped ramps and, most recently, you dumped 100 pounds of… MEAT on a peaceful vegan protest!”
“Oh, come on, That was way more than 100 pounds.”
PCU? Again…![/quote]
You can never get enough PCU, Bra.
[quote]PGA200X wrote:
PharmD Pete wrote:
The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.
What is that, a Titleist?[/quote]
“Wow the crowd must have gone wild?”
“Yes, they were all over me, it was like Rocky 1. Diane came up to me, threw her arms around me, kissed me. We both had tears streaming down our faces. I never saw anyone so beautiful. It was at that moment that I decided to tell her that I was not a marine biologist.”
“What did she say?”
“She told me to ‘Go to Hell!’ and i took the bus home.”
“How about them apples!”
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
“The fact that the side of your gun says ‘replica’, and the side of mine says ‘DESERT EAGLE, .50’…”[/quote]
Snatch again
“Yeah, you better give me the insurance. Because I’m gonna beat the hell out of this car.”
[quote]UtahLama wrote:
“You passed out cigarettes for a smoke-a-thon on Earth Day. You installed speed bumps on the handicapped ramps and, most recently, you dumped 100 pounds of… MEAT on a peaceful vegan protest!”
“Oh, come on, That was way more than 100 pounds.”
[/quote]
PCU
[quote]PGA200X wrote:
“Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes?”[/quote]
Indiana Jones
[quote]ME wrote:
“I’ll eat anything you want me to eat, I’ll swallow anything you want me to swallow. Come on down, chew on the dog!!!”[/quote]
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!
[quote]PGA200X wrote:
“The Pen is blue, the pen is blue, the god damn pen is blue!”[/quote]
Liar, Liar?
[quote]PharmD Pete wrote:
caddyshack!
“Try not to suck any dick on your way to the parking lot!”[/quote]
Clerks
[quote]PGA200X wrote:
“Yeah, you better give me the insurance. Because I’m gonna beat the hell out of this car.”[/quote]
“Anybody can take a reservation. The key is holding the reservation.”
“We can hang in my crib, I will show you my hood.”
“This tub wasn’t clean, you dirty ass white boy.”