The Pursuit of Mythical Gains

Sounds like my brother in Orlando. We suspected but he dated chicks so he kept us guessing.

Then one night in College Park, on Yale, he told me that I would getting some phone bills. I lived in his other house and got his bills. They would be big because he had a boyfriend in Hawaii, lol.

He was 39, we kind of knew, never wanted to admit it.

I thought I was being magnanimous, “Bro, don’t care, love you!”

“Yeah, I already knew that. You just need to know because you’re getting my bills.”