I think the minion bathing suit and wolf underwear are pretty self explanatory.
The rest probably are too, just not to me.
The question one needs to ask with items like these is âHow can I fap with that?â.
Owners wish they resembled their dogs.
Oh my goodness, do I want to get the minions bathing suit, wait for husband to announce that we should take our tubes down to the lake, surprise him with it, laugh and laugh and laugh, fool around, then change into a more appropriate suit and go to the lake.
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Is a more appropriate suit even possible? I donât see the need to change. Unless they also make Gremlins swimwear that grows if you get it wetâŠ
(Yeah, these are pretty self-explanatory. I just wanted to post them.)
Gremlins multiplied when exposed to fluids
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This the weirdest thing I ever saw on Ali Express. I still look at the picture every now and then wonder what that dog is thinking at that moment.
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I guess you can grow in number or in quantity. But who needs twelve Gremlins two-pieces?
Gizmo, if you get him wet
Same. Plus bb guns, slingshots, backyard boxing tournaments with shitty gloves and random full tackle football games with all age groups.
In my day this was so eloquently called âsmear the queerâ. I guess that calling the game that nowadays would really upset the PC police, lol.
Yeah we played smear the queer too if we didnât manage to round up enough for a full game. Pre cellphones of course. Just neighborhood treks on bikes, grabbing more kids as you go.
I think you could defend the title technically. Given in a group setting to be the only one with the ball was a little queer.
We played this too, but usually before boy scout meetings. Which is darkly funny since one of the leaders went to jail for the exact thing youâd expect.
I had a visceral reaction to every picture with dumbbells in them.
Phone zombies are theeee worst. Insufferable douchebags and bagettes
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I agree @marine77 ! The most infuriating is when you are standing by the machine you would like to use and they are just sitting on it, messing with their phones. You can even see them doing shit they could do at home, like looking at instagram, reading their X feed, or looking at youtube videos. I want to scream at them âarenât you here to fucking lift? You obviously must want to get stronger, get bigger, or else you wouldnât have made the effort to come here. So why are you now here but fucking around on your phone? Do you know nothing about what you are doing? Did you just stumble in and randomly sit on some machines and start pushing/pulling the handles? Are you a complete dumbshit?â
You ask them âhey, how many sets you got left?â (you know, ânormalâ gym etiquette) & they, for whatever reason, scrunch up their face and have to think about it like you just asked them how a nuclear reactor works. Then they say either âI donât knowâ, or if they want to be a real piece of shit and fuck with the big guy âhurrying themâ they make up a big number like âummm, i have like maybe 5, or 6 sets leftâ and then (this is when I have to remember that I have to behave in civilized society, and that I do NOT wish to go to jail by smacking the shit out of them) I either sit there and wait (although that usually seems to make them go even slower and look at more instagram on their phone in between their hardcore sets, you know, real passive aggressive pussy type behavior) or I have to just figure out another alternate exercise because I know that as long as Iâm there, that douche is going to take as long as he can.
But these little asshole teenagers/20-somethings almost always choose to be shitheads and go slower/look at more innane shit on their phones when itâs evident that someone else would also like to get their workout in. It used to be that if someone asked you how many more sets you had left, you told them the truth BUT more importantly (and unless you were for sure going to be there awhile, like on a heavy deadlift day where you had to do several warm up sets, several working sets, etc, but then you politely told them youâd be awhileâŠalthough most gyms have several platforms/squat racks, etc) you paid more attention to not jacking around or taking too much rest between sets and tried to be courteous and get off the machine in a reasonable amount of time. You didnât WANT to be the guy in the gym camping out on machines, hogging the equipment because at least back then, it was shameful to be that guy. I guess gym etiquette is really dying out/dead in most places.
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Exactly !
Watched some scrawny rat broccoli head playing a fucking video game on the one pulldown i wanted to use.
Gyms suck at enforcing etiquette too
Its an epidemic of these bags
I donât like the phone zombies in the gym either, but have found them more clueless than deliberately slow. But I can understand people being addicted to their phones. I get slightly more irked by zombies crossing the street slowly because they canât bother to look up for ten seconds.
Ask to work in.
They move on quickly when you start warming up with their max.
Ask me how i know.
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I know it makes sense, but I hate doing this. I have my headphones in, I know enough to sub out an exercise, and I donât have to deal with another person.
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I was like that too.
There is an almost binary response that i enjoy though.
- Dude is cool with you working in and now youâve got a new gym buddy.
- Dude is insecure as fuck about it and you get to make him more insecure. They also leave early when you throw around their clown weight.
I see both of these as wins. You either gain a buddy or bully a dweeb or of the gym thus unclogging the equipment.
I suppose there is a small possibility they say ânoâ to working in, but in 3 years of doing this, i havenât encountered it yet.