[quote]bond james bond wrote:
Drizzt wrote:
I’m glad this hasn’t hit the midwest yet. Well at least my part. As of now, the typical club goer is a white guy that thinks hes black or dresses black. I wouldn’t mind the migration of the trend though, it just gives me another person to point and laugh at.
Open up a tanning booth bud.Be the first.$$$$$[/quote]
Yeah Brah! I’ll get right on that…
[quote]WideGuy wrote:
Ok I’ll chime in here bc being a douchebag is something I know very well. First off that haircut screams I’M A FUCKIN DICK SMOKING DOUCHEBAG. If you don’t think so I’m sorry but you’re probably a douchebag…it’s ok it’s not that bad. Second Bonez pretty much hit the nail on the head when he used the G word (Guido). Look I have alot of Italian friends and I’ll be honest alot of them are ginny douchebags. NOW LOOK NOT ALL OF THEM ARE LIKE THIS BUT HERE’S the idea. Overly faked tanned, WAAAY to much styling product, juiced up without a fucking clue on what they’re doing, cheat on their gf’s (usually smack their girls around 2), not the most hard working people you’ve ever met, and their taste in music blows dog…unless you like songs with no real point or lyrics a 6th grade girl could have written.
Now all that said the reason NJ douchebags get hated on so hard is bc they like to get hated on. It’s attention and ultimately it’s a form of envy…especially when they have hot bitches with them. Which is why I’m typically reffered to as a douchebag myself. That and I have a shitty attitude until you get to know me of course :-)[/quote]
Fuck bro I haven’t seen you on here for a long while. Hope everything’s good.
Anyway, the guido phenomenon is one of the ugliest fucking things that’s ever happened.
A bunch of greasy, spiky haired faggots who have a tendency to tear off their shirts when they’re angry. Too much steroids (without the slightest idea about what they’re doing), too much cocaine, and too little brains make’em think they’re the hardest motherfuckers around.
Bleed more than the average guy when you hit them with a pint glass though. Not that I’d know.
Hate to sound callous, but clubs burning down isn’t such a bad thing when it’s filled with these cats. They’re really worthless, scumfuck pieces of shit.
You want to hear what they’re like first hand, go here and read it from Rob the Bouncer - www.standingonthebox.blogspot.com
Like it or not they’re gonna take your very effort of saying the word “douchebag”
as a nod to the fact you’re hating. And like my post said if you’re hating and I’ve got a hot bitch with me that you’d love to dig out…it’s envy 
Btw I’ve been straigh Irish, just working and jerkin, and lurkin. How you been bro?
[quote]WideGuy wrote:
Like it or not they’re gonna take your very effort of saying the word “douchebag”
as a nod to the fact you’re hating. And like my post said if you’re hating and I’ve got a hot bitch with me that you’d love to dig out…it’s envy :-)[/quote]
But…you’re wrong. You and your douchebag brethren might perceive it as envy, but that doesn’t make it so. Also, the kind of girl that would go for a slimy guido is a gutterslut I wouldn’t want to breathe the same air as.
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[quote]dirtbag wrote:
Steel Nation wrote:
dirtbag wrote:
MUthrows94 wrote:
This should give you a good idea…
So cause these guys kinda work out and tan lots. They take some kinda pharma enhancement when not ready and they fight and drink lots. They also seem to be good with the ladies on average. They are douche-bags?
I know some people that are like that. Cept they listen to hip-hop and they ride around in stolen cars(sometimes). They sell drugs and they have a different skin color. Does that make them douche-bags too?
I know some other guys that do this and they have long hair or shaved heads and they drink lots. They start lots of fights in bars if you even look at them wrong. Some of them are on AAS and work out lots and some do MMA. Did I mention they have good looking biker/stripper chicks with them? Oh and they ride around on choppers or harley’s. Hmmm does that make them douche-bags?
They all seem like d00ds full of piss and vinegar that like to party, work out and take steroids. Yeah they might be dicks but there are lots of other people that dress other ways that are just as fucked. But nobody ever talks about that. This is why I don’t get it.
I see guys like these all the time here. They are the average 19-24 yr old kid that goes to bars on Friday and Saturday night. Get drunk. Pick up chicks. Get into fights. They are mostly in college. I could take anyone out around here to bars and you will see the bars pack with guys like this. Since this is a college town there are lots of bars. So this is almost the norm.
If your whole life revolves around looking good, partying, and posturing, then yeah you’re a fucking douchebag.
If your clothes are worth more than my car and you didn’t pay for them yourself but you act like you’re better than everyone else because you’re wearing them, yes, you’re a douchebag.
Alot of the guys in these pics may just be normal guys that wear their hair funny and dress alike but are otherwise totally normal. I doubt it though.
Oh, and the hotchickswithdouchebags website is total BS. Every dude looks like a douchebag next to a smokin hot chick unless he’s a pro athlete or a rock star.
I guess there are lots of douche-bags where I am. Cause its not uncommon for people here that save for a month to go out and get grey goose table services and blow tons of cash and shit at a bar and posture and shit. When in reality these people are dirt poor and can’t afford anything.[/quote]
this is what we call,“posers” aka Douche Bags
Back in '82, I had a spiky haircut (I lived the punk lifestyle back then). I lived in Philly at the time and everytime I encountered a dude from South Philly, I’d get called “faggot” or something similar, often accompanied by threats of violence.
Then when Arnold got his hair spiked for Terminator, EVERY FUCKING GUIDO in Philly jumped on the bandwagon, and they’ve been on it since.
Who’s the faggot now, bitches!
lol
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Honestly, until you’ve been to Jersey/most parts of Long Island, where they’re EVERYWHERE, you cannot fully appreciate how obnoxious these idiots are.[/quote]
I’m originally from the Jersey Shore area in central NJ, and needless to say, the locals do not take too kindly to the influx of these jackasses from Staten Island and northern NJ during the summer.
[quote]dirtbag wrote:
London, University of Western Ontario is here and lots of people look like those guys.
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I bet a good portion of them went to my highschool… and they are douchebags 
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
More fodder.[/quote]
Funniest thing I have seen in a long time. The Ab Lobster made me cry.
Never seen one of those guys in the west, maybe close to that but not quite as terrible. Now I know which places to avoid though.
I see this topic was started yesterday. How quickly we forget 2006…
Thanks for bringing this up. I forgot how entertained I was at the time…
[quote]WideGuy wrote:
Btw I’ve been straigh Irish, just working and jerkin, and lurkin. How you been bro?[/quote]
Same shit. Good to see an old school guy still around.
what is southeast MA, like Gloucester and Plymouth? kid try going to Revere or Medford plus we have Brazilians, which are like guidos - but foreign
Reality check guys, you do realize that most people view anyone who goes to the gym to lift weights with regularity to be in the same category of douchebag as these guys.
[quote]Malevolence wrote:
Reality check guys, you do realize that most people view anyone who goes to the gym to lift weights with regularity to be in the same category of douchebag as these guys.[/quote]
I initially thought that as well. Then I looked in the mirror and realized that with my pale skin, long hair and beard, NAH!
lol
[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
You want to hear what they’re like first hand, go here and read it from Rob the Bouncer - www.standingonthebox.blogspot.com
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Damn…I used to read the hell out his blogs back in the day…always entertaining. Thanks for reminding to catch up on some reading.
[quote]Malevolence wrote:
Reality check guys, you do realize that most people view anyone who goes to the gym to lift weights with regularity to be in the same category of douchebag as these guys.[/quote]
No they don’t.
There’s a big difference between being seen as a meathead and being seen as a “guido”.
Agreed. However, Both are seen as being major douchebags by the majority of the populace.
This one takes the cake