[quote]MUthrows94 wrote:
This should give you a good idea…
Dropout - Independent, ad-free, uncensored comedy. [/quote]
That was awesome!
If you start fights with innocent people, “non-willing combatants” as the law puts it, you’re a fucking douchebag.
It’s not so much that they pay extreme detail to their appearance that bothers me. Everyone likes to look nice(at least in their own eyes).
It’s the loud obnoxiousness that they all seem to share… like everyone is supposed to notice them and get out of their way. From my experience they like to sell the sizzle instead of the steak.
[quote]dirtbag wrote
London, University of Western Ontario is here and lots of people look like those guys.[/quote]
Jim,Bob,Ray’s,Joe cools perhaps? Ya won’t find em at the wrinkle ranch though.lol.
I’m glad this hasn’t hit the midwest yet. Well at least my part. As of now, the typical club goer is a white guy that thinks hes black or dresses black. I wouldn’t mind the migration of the trend though, it just gives me another person to point and laugh at.
[quote]bond james bond wrote:
dirtbag wrote
London, University of Western Ontario is here and lots of people look like those guys.
Jim,Bob,Ray’s,Joe cools perhaps? Ya won’t find em at the wrinkle ranch though.lol.[/quote]
Yeah any place on Richmond row on Fri, Sat night.
[quote]Drizzt wrote:
I’m glad this hasn’t hit the midwest yet. Well at least my part. As of now, the typical club goer is a white guy that thinks hes black or dresses black. I wouldn’t mind the migration of the trend though, it just gives me another person to point and laugh at.[/quote]
Open up a tanning booth bud.Be the first.$$$$$
They all try very hard, too hard, to do what is supposed to be “cool”.
Hey Lanky… aren’t you from Philly?
I lived there for a few years and South Philly is effin’ full of those guys.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Hey Lanky… aren’t you from Philly?
I lived there for a few years and South Philly is effin’ full of those guys.[/quote]
I don’t know about now, but in the mid-80’s/early 90’s, they would come to the under 21 clubs or bars in the suburbs and start shit all the time.
Me and my buddies would have run-ins with them almost every week. When they thought they were outmatched, they’d go back and bring some friends.
It was a good time, usually.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Hey Lanky… aren’t you from Philly?
I lived there for a few years and South Philly is effin’ full of those guys.[/quote]
Lol, yeah there is definitely no shortage of guidos (our term for these guys) around here. I find myself prejudging anyone with spiked out hair just because they’re probably one of them…
Yea SE Mass caught the guido bug that’s been going around…I’ll be honest with you, I don’t mind. It’s boosted the stock of guys like me up at least 20%
I feel bad for you guys. Brooklyn had to be the epicenter of it all but luckily it’s gotten better. I guess the trend is just moving outward. Nothing could be worse than Brooklyn clubs/lounges from 2001-2005. When you see 2 or 3 Escalade EXTs with gull-wing or lamborghini door kits and a couple of taxicab yellow H2s sitting outside of a club you know the guidos are out in full force.
Ok I’ll chime in here bc being a douchebag is something I know very well. First off that haircut screams I’M A FUCKIN DICK SMOKING DOUCHEBAG. If you don’t think so I’m sorry but you’re probably a douchebag…it’s ok it’s not that bad. Second Bonez pretty much hit the nail on the head when he used the G word (Guido). Look I have alot of Italian friends and I’ll be honest alot of them are ginny douchebags. NOW LOOK NOT ALL OF THEM ARE LIKE THIS BUT HERE’S the idea. Overly faked tanned, WAAAY to much styling product, juiced up without a fucking clue on what they’re doing, cheat on their gf’s (usually smack their girls around 2), not the most hard working people you’ve ever met, and their taste in music blows dog…unless you like songs with no real point or lyrics a 6th grade girl could have written.
Now all that said the reason NJ douchebags get hated on so hard is bc they like to get hated on. It’s attention and ultimately it’s a form of envy…especially when they have hot bitches with them. Which is why I’m typically reffered to as a douchebag myself. That and I have a shitty attitude until you get to know me of course 
[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
I feel bad for you guys. Brooklyn had to be the epicenter of it all but luckily it’s gotten better. I guess the trend is just moving outward. Nothing could be worse than Brooklyn clubs/lounges from 2001-2005. When you see 2 or 3 Escalade EXTs with gull-wing or lamborghini door kits and a couple of taxicab yellow H2s sitting outside of a club you know the guidos are out in full force. [/quote]
Don’t remind me…
[quote]polo77j wrote:
Yea SE Mass caught the guido bug that’s been going around…I’ll be honest with you, I don’t mind. It’s boosted the stock of guys like me up at least 20%[/quote]
For whatever reason, some girls really like these dumbasses. For the rest of the world, they are the running joke.
I knew a guy in high school whose last name was Kaye. He thought it was cool when everyone nicknamed him special K because he liked the sound of it. He didn’t realize he was nicknamed special K after Seth Green’s character in Can’t Hardly Wait.
Ah, good times.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
For whatever reason, some girls really like these dumbasses. For the rest of the world, they are the running joke.[/quote]
That would probably be because these girls have the IQ of a rocking horse. It’s just soooo fucking easy to bag them up
Alright guidos, come out come out where ever you are. Where are the guidos of T-Nation?? 
Thankfully you don’t really see many d-bags in the Bay Area…Hopefully the guido fad doesn’t spread all the way here. I think the “different” diversity is keeping them out.
Describes them perfectly.
My New Haircut.
Not a chance. Laughing at something so ridiculous in no way implies that it is the object of envy.
To the OP, are you fucking serious? You listed a ton of completely absurd, douchey things that describe these guys, yet you don’t see how they’re douchebags simply because there are a lot of them?