The Hardest Job Everyone Thinks They Can Do

My wife is a teacher, as I watch her interact with the kids, every single time I realize how truly spectacular she is!

By Dennis Hong

I used to be a molecular biologist. I spent my days culturing viruses. Sometimes, my experiments would fail miserably, and I’d swear to myself in frustration. Acquaintances would ask how my work was going. I’d explain how I was having a difficult time cloning this one gene. I couldn’t seem to figure out the exact recipe to use for my cloning cocktail.

Acquaintances would sigh sympathetically. And they’d say, “I know you’ll figure it out. I have faith in you.”

And then, they’d tilt their heads in a show of respect for my skills.

Today, I’m a high school teacher. I spend my days culturing teenagers. Sometimes, my students get disruptive, and I swear to myself in frustration. Acquaintances ask me how my work is going. I explain how I’m having a difficult time with a certain kid. I can’t seem to get him to pay attention in class.

Acquaintances smirk knowingly. And they say, “well, have you tried making it fun for the kids? That’s how you get through to them, you know?”

And then, they explain to me how I should do my job".

I realize now how little respect teachers get. Teaching is the toughest job everyone who’s never done it thinks they can do. I admit, I was guilty of these delusions myself. When I decided to make the switch from “doing” science to “teaching” science, I found out that I had to go back to school to get a teaching credential.

“What the fuck!?,” I screamed to any friends willing to put up with my griping. “I have a Ph.D.! Why do I need to go back to get a lousy teaching credential?!?”

I was baffled. How could I, with my advanced degree in biology, not be qualified to teach biology?!

Well, those school administrators were a stubborn bunch. I simply couldn’t get a job without a credential. And so, I begrudgingly enrolled in a secondary teaching credential program.

And boy, were my eyes opened. I understand now.

Teaching isn’t just “making it fun” for the kids. Teaching isn’t just academic content.

Teaching is understanding how the human brain processes information and preparing lessons with this understanding in mind.

Teaching is simultaneously instilling in a child the belief that she can accomplish anything she wants while admonishing her for producing shoddy work.

Teaching is understanding both the psychology and the physiology behind the changes the adolescent mind goes through.

Teaching is convincing a defiant teenager that the work he sees no value in does serve a greater purpose in preparing him for the rest of his life.

Teaching is offering a sympathetic ear while maintaining a stern voice.

Teaching is being both a role model and a mentor to someone who may have neither at home, and may not be looking for either.

Teaching is not easy. Teaching is not intuitive. Teaching is not something that anyone can figure out on their own. Education researchers spend lifetimes developing effective new teaching methods. Teaching takes hard work and constant training. I understand now.

Have you ever watched professional athletes and gawked at how easy they make it look? Kobe Bryant weaves through five opposing players, sinking the ball into the basket without even glancing in its direction. Brett Favre spirals a football 100 feet through the air, landing it in the arms of a teammate running at full speed. Does anyone have any delusions that they can do what Kobe and Brett do?

Yet, people have delusions that anyone can do what the typical teacher does on a typical day.

Maybe the problem is tangibility. Shooting a basketball isn’t easy, but it’s easy to measure how good someone is at shooting a basketball. Throwing a football isn’t easy, but it’s easy to measure how good someone is at throwing a football. Similarly, diagnosing illnesses isn’t easy to do, but it’s easy to measure. Winning court cases isn’t easy to do, but it’s easy to measure. Creating and designing technology isn’t easy to do, but it’s easy to measure.

Inspiring kids? Inspiring kids can be downright damned near close to impossible sometimes. And- it’s downright damned near close to impossible to measure. You can’t measure inspiration by a child’s test scores. You can’t measure inspiration by a child’s grades. You measure inspiration 25 years later when that hot-shot doctor, or lawyer, or entrepreneur thanks her fourth-grade teacher for having faith in her and encouraging her to pursue her dreams.

Maybe that’s why teachers get so little respect. It’s hard to respect a skill that is so hard to quantify.

So, maybe you just have to take our word for it. The next time you walk into a classroom, and you see the teacher calmly presiding over a room full of kids, all actively engaged in the lesson, realize that it’s not because the job is easy. It’s because we make it look easy. And because we work our asses off to make it look easy.

And, yes, we make it fun, too.

“Teaching = highly paid baby sitter.” - Fellow substitute teacher.

Yeah, because the subs have all kinds of insights into the craft.

Rolls eyes.

[quote]Eli B wrote:
Yeah, because the subs have all kinds of insights into the craft.

Rolls eyes.[/quote]

I’d be interested into why subs wouldn’t have insight into the craft. Since, they work in the craft.

P.S. To put in context, the lady retired four years ago from teaching AP English in public school and University English, she came back to substitute for a friend who just had a baby.

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
“Teaching = highly paid baby sitter.” - Fellow substitute teacher. [/quote]

If that is true in America, maybe i should consider expatriation.

[quote]kamui wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
“Teaching = highly paid baby sitter.” - Fellow substitute teacher. [/quote]

If that is true in America, maybe i should consider expatriation.

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Lol.

The best part, that came from someone who doesn’t even have to have a college degree jaa jaa

And I would be nice BC, we know which church you attend. You are easy to pick out of the congregation! :o ]

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
“Teaching = highly paid baby sitter.” - Fellow substitute teacher. [/quote]

Good post Kneedragger79.

Good post. I agree.

Amen

[quote]kneedragger79 wrote:
The best part, that came from someone who doesn’t even have to have a college degree jaa jaa

And I would be nice BC, we know which church you attend. You are easy to pick out of the congregation! :o ]

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
“Teaching = highly paid baby sitter.” - Fellow substitute teacher. [/quote]
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Boy ya’ll lack some humor. FYI, lady is finishing up her doctorate this summer.

Further, I’ve never imagined that I should be nice.

Great teachers are worth their weight in gold.

Typical teachers are worth about what they get out of the current system.

And then there are the bullies, pedophiles, etc that masquarade as teachers. These ones shouldn’t be allowed within a hundred yards of any child.

[quote]ranengin wrote:
Great teachers are worth their weight in gold.

Typical teachers are worth about what they get out of the current system.

And then there are the bullies, pedophiles, etc that masquarade as teachers. These ones shouldn’t be allowed within a hundred yards of any child.

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How true but we have to figure a way to fuck them out of their money. Just think if we fuck each teacher out of $5000 , how much money we could save . My wife is a retired school teacher , out of all the teachers I know collective bargaining is not in their vocabulary

Are you trying to say that I lack humor?!? Boy, that be some fighting words! Next time I see you near Knox Rd I will teach you how serious I am. Watch out for a 6’ 7" gimp coming to give you the beat down ; )

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]kneedragger79 wrote:
The best part, that came from someone who doesn’t even have to have a college degree jaa jaa

And I would be nice BC, we know which church you attend. You are easy to pick out of the congregation! :o ]

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
“Teaching = highly paid baby sitter.” - Fellow substitute teacher. [/quote]
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Boy ya’ll lack some humor. FYI, lady is finishing up her doctorate this summer.

Further, I’ve never imagined that I should be nice.[/quote]

It’s always the teacher’s fault it seems like. But how does negating the student’s and parent’s responsibility towards their education help anything? How does having an unresponsive upper faculty help? How does scaring away the most talented with salary freezing and pay cuts help? How does punishing all teachers for all of the American education system, good and bad, help?

It’s education!!! You absolutely must have an effective education system for an effective democracy.

All utopias, anecdotes, wishful thinking aside:

At the end of the day, any mass schooling system = baby sitting.

Teaching is difficult because the liberals have won the social war. Sex with anyone you’d like out of wedlock is perfectly okay now. That means we have kids who grow up without a mother and a father present. And that means that we have more kids in school who don’t pay attention, cause trouble and in short make life more difficult for the teachers. And the irony is that the teachers unions have backed liberals for the past 40 years. So in a way they are getting what they deserve.

[quote]ZEB wrote:
Teaching is difficult because the liberals have won the social war. Sex with anyone you’d like out of wedlock is perfectly okay now. That means we have kids who grow up without a mother and a father present. And that means that we have more kids in school who don’t pay attention, cause trouble and in short make life more difficult for the teachers. And the irony is that the teachers unions have backed liberals for the past 40 years. So in a way they are getting what they deserve.

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Republicans have a divorce rates just as high as democrats. And whether or not you can accurately call teacher’s unions unions depends on the state. In Texas, teacher’s unions are only unions in name.

What I find odd is that republicans preach self reliance, except when it comes to education. Then it’s the teachers’ fault. And the teachers, the crux of education, are the only ones being punished.

If you are a parent you are by default a teacher. Embrace it - and don’t trust anyone else to provide guidance to your children.

[quote]Schwarzfahrer wrote:
All utopias, anecdotes, wishful thinking aside:

At the end of the day, any mass schooling system = baby sitting.
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Public schools were invented in Germany to mold die Kindern into good little Deutscher und Deutscherin.