The Flame-Free Confession Thread

If that’s a King Charles cavalier and you’re expecting he/she to be less in your face about everything, especially encouraged eating habits, you’ve got a rough patch ahead.

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More time Sleeping on the couch? :joy:

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I personally don’t mind the constant love and affection
He knows I’m boss, hence when I tell him to piss off, he’ll listen
But then will go along and hassle the misses for her food
And yes @duketheslaya I’ve now been joined by the pup on the couch :joy:

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My lunch each day is pretty utilitarian. We have a practically-free salad bar at work, so I bring in a seasoned chicken breast to add to that, and usually a second meal for mid-afternoon. It’s often some kind of beef curry/chilli etc.

My girlfriend makes herself the most feminine baby lunch possible. Today she packed a jam scone, a small pot of jelly, a bunch of grapes and a bag of pretzels.

I know this because she took my lunch by mistake and left hers. I wish I could see her face when she gets out the lunchbox for a dainty girl lunch and finds a bag of beef stew and a chicken breast. I cannot imagine a more contrasting food to hers.

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Excellent little dogs. I had one years ago

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I wanted to say this for a while.

Every time I see someone doing a standing dumbbell external rotation, the one where you hold the dumbbell like the mid range of a hammer curl and just rotate in and out, two things happen:

  1. I have to stop myself from picking up a plate and throwing it against them
  2. I instantly start to think that person is not smart at all.

Like dude, what do you think you’re doing goddamn? Don’t you feel that NOTHING you intend on working is working? Kids study gravity in elementary school and you haven’t figured out how it works at 35?

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They are brilliant
I’ve never met a mean cavalier, just the most kind breed of dogs

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Confession: Realized I should pay more attention to advice given to me instead of just agreeing or disagreeing and then not even really thinking about what they said.

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According to coach Paul Carter, I’m too fat to bulk.

Dammit.

Now what? :thinking:

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Eat at maintenance until you make a decision?

Only perma-bulkers know the true path. Fuck the haters.

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I’ve been bulking all year so it seems I put the cart in front of the horse…or maybe I’ve become the horse… I dunno. I think I’ll just keep going. I set a goal, dammit.

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Deep down we all just want to go on a never ending dreamer bulk for the rest of our lives but… I also don’t want to end up on my 600lbs life. (TV show)

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Isn’t it odd that even if you know damn well what works for you, and you’ve accomplished goals from your own methods,

that after someone who has achieved their own goals through a different method says you can’t do something because it doesn’t line up with their own knowledge, you start to second guess what you know, and what has worked before…

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To be fair, this is the heaviest I’ve ever been (matched my 2007 bulking weight) so I’m going into uncharted territory. My wife keeps reminding me that I’m much older now than the last time I tried to grow so my body is going to handle the weight gain differently…aka I’m going to get fatter. She’s also told me that it might be harder to lose the excess weight.

She’s so sweet.

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My girlfriend was poking my belly and calling me the pillsberry doughboy last night. I guess my bulk is coming along nice :,(

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I’m close to hitting 270lbs on a regular basis and I’m not worried except I’m lifting weakling weights to be so heavy…

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Munchkin pointed at the crease under my pecs (ok, boobs) the other day and asked if I stored food there. That’s not a bad idea now I think about it…

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Wife bought me some new jeans the other day. They are a straight cut jean in stretch denim. OMG where has stretch denim been all my life. I now have jeans that are comfortable.

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These are jeggings aren’t they?

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