I haven’t owned a comb since 2004.
I’ve never owned a comb
The Fonz would carry a comb in his back pocket.
I’ve got a can of dapper Dan.
Flame free:
I use a fork in my work van to comb my beard
#hygiene
Am I the only one that pictures a sex predator when they read this?
Sorry @anon96032531, had to be said
Oh absolutely
I literally drive a white Toyota Hiace
Everytime I hear a report of a child approach or some sick twisted story, it’s generally followed by “please keep an eye out for a Male, fair skinned with a thick beard driving a white van”
At least I’ll never go missing
In the mean time, gotta go
Heading down the confectionery store to stock up on treats
I didn’t even know that Candy was back in jail.

Better than Fop!
For the record Im a short bastard at 5-9 …but I have a hard time wrapping my head around the notion of beginners at my height @ 150 lbs or less talking about cutting.
My metrosexual confession is I use beard oil. Smells fucking tremendous.
What do you use it for?
I always assumed it was the oil you got out of squeezing a beard. Like olive oil.
Lol - he erased the comments people made on his IG, but first tried to describe 5 months of coaching (I’ve got texts and emails to prove it and he knows it) as “short lived” and how despite his widely known inability to get under 3 bills for a serious stretch of years, he has suddenly and magically become a weight loss expert and has since been doing his own planning as well as short Videos of Weight loss tips. ![]()
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Interested to hear your thoughts on the origins of baby oil.
Why do you think I quit eating Girl Scout cookies?
I use sandalwood scented, amazing.
All this talk of combs and easy hairstyling methods.
If I do decide to try and put a comb or a brush to my hair, it takes me at least a full on hour. If and when I finish I look like Mufasa.
My son has the same problem!