Nah I actually don’t; I don’t use Instagram. Just dicking around with you.
The sad thing is that there are hundreds (maybe thousands) of fat women buying said tea.
I also like the pics where their ass is propped up by the countertop.
I believe that most humans are good looking (most, not all) at the start of life. If they’d just manage to keep from becoming obese or maintain their hygiene then they’d stay that way. But that also means that the girls on Instagram have done nothing other than exist to achieve their bodies. Scams.
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serious influx of morons in the forum this past week.
Must be the change in seasons
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Time’s like this I kinda miss hanging out on martial arts forums where a guy would come in and say that they found the secret weapon and all these boxers and wrestlers are stupid and the response would be “Cool story; let’s go meet up in the ring and test your theory.”
At that point, it would either go full radio silence, rapid fire back peddling or (best of all) it would actually happen and we’d all watch the dude get horrifically and comically stomped.
Harder to do with lifting. It either boils down to a posedown or a front squat competition.
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My favorites were the “which style is best” arguments. The Wing Chun guys were always the worst. Rational people would always have to talk them back and remind them what Bruce Lee practiced was everything, not just wing Chun.
Then someone would always post one of 2 videos. The Wing Chun practitioner slapping the shit out of someone with 30 chain punches in 5 seconds, or the video of the Muay Thai practitioner KO-ing a WC guy with a shin to the temple.
FTR I think it’s practitioners that are better/worse fighters, not the styles. I did own a WC dummy at one time.
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Wing Chin was developed for petite little Chinese girls who couldn’t even do a horse stance because of the length of their skirts.
I also don’t get the obsession with Ip Man. He was a rich bum till his forties IIRC in reality until he had to make ends meet by opening up a martial arts school. He was also an opium addict for several years. Fuck, even the movies depicted this.
And Bruce Lee was an ACTOR.
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You take that back about Bruce Lee!!!
Hey, 'ya know, didn’t Bruce Lee warm up before his “fights”?
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He didn’t warm up before good mornings either.
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I think front squat competitions only prove that the SAID principle actually works.
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He did have to warm up to pull out chest hairs though, so maybe the morning after?
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Alright, he was a real martial arts master.
But screw the one inch punch. Party trick. Donnie Yen can fuck shit up with a wet cloth. All real lol.
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It was more the “SAD principle” that day.
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I remember reading that the weight he used was around 90lbs. He didn’t need the warm up.
False. That was his bodyweight.
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Confession:
In my teens, I had a heated hour long argument with another kid my age about whether Bruce Lee would beat Ali which almost ended up in a fist fight.
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For an actor, he sure predicted the future of dudes fighting each other. Down to the gloves.
Donnie Yen predicted the emergence of Breakdance Kungfu in 1985. Just wait for it.
Smiley face Emoji.
Ignore the moon, concentrate on the finger.
Smiley face Emoji.
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Be like water.
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