Er, dogs are amazing at poker and only fold when necessary. There’s art depicting this.
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Lol gj
I ate 2 pints of halo top for breakfast and I’m being reminded of my less than positive response to large amounts of sugar alcohols.
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You’re missing the hyper intelligence part. I’m telling you this can work. Think half dog/half Vulcan.
Vulcans are logical commies. That’s why they’re a work of fiction. A hyper intelligent dog would be a cat.
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Communism might be logical for Vulcans but not where the human condition in all its greed and emotion is involved. The hyper intelligent dog would know this.
Yes, that’s why a hyper intelligent dog would be a cat in pursuit of self-interest!
Or it could be a chimp who will rip your balls off for your place in the hierarchy.
What about an Orwellian pig?
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My new favorite thing is to comment on things and put random quotation marks in, saw it somewhere, thought it was hilarious…I’ll probably trend away from it soon, ha.
Congratulations on your “baby”
“Congratulations” on your baby
Congratulations on “your” baby
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Only bad things can come from this one lol
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If all the animals start getting hyper intelligent to the extent that dogs become Orwellian pigs, we’ll just have to join these fellows to survive.
Matriarchy rules!
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Just a few more finishing touches on my new Bathroom and I will be back posting on here more often with a new Fuck you attitude…
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Looks great man. Personally, I would have needed at least a few more months of putting it off before looking at it again and deciding I needed to put it off for another few months. To let the stripped walls settle…
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Missed a spot!
J/k good work.
Whilst part of me despises the whole “leg and booty day everyday” / “omg why do guys stare at me in the gym when I’m doing squats and those bend over booty things in my tightest lycra?” ‘Fitness model’ thing on Instagram, the other part of me really struggles not to follow said ‘fitness’ models (most of whom are just young and in good shape rather than being particularly fit, athletic or muscular).
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I, too, enjoy looking at attractive women.
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Whilst we are all getting warm and fuzzy, I too can confess to liking attractive women. Phew that feels better
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Sorry gents. You’re not allowed to like looking at women anymore. Go sign up for a course on objectifying women immediately.
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No need; I’m already great at it.
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You know what I meant though bruh.
“Do this booty workout and drink this tea and you’ll look like me”