After reading your blog, I am not surprised. You smart bro.
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That really means a lot coming from you man. I’m still an amateur in the literature department, haha.
Write what you know. Your depth and breadth of knowledge is amazing. And, not for nuthin, I am always amazed by the collective intelligence of this group of iron heads. It’s a cool crowd.
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Damn near forgot it was tomorrow. FUCKING HATE THE DAMN THING!! I can hear it now " why cant you be romantic?"
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Put a bow on the old fella…
Romance done!
Fuck me. My wife asked me yesterday what I’m getting her. Uhmmm, you mean besides the $250 dinner, the trip we just got back from (yesterday) to see your family, the clothes I bought you while there, or the continuing education you’re doing later this month that I just paid for..
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You should know that it isn’t about the cost but about making an effort and putting some thought into it.
PS. Don’t buy any cheap knock off shit lol
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LOL I actually said that to a friend of mine at work!!!
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At least with Valentine’s Day, there’s a chance you’ll hear it mentioned by a friend/co-worker, or on a TV/radio commercial, etc. The scary one for me is forgetting her birthday.
Case in point. My job entails giving lectures at the med school once or twice a month. I plan out these visits a month or two in advance, as they determine my surgery schedule. Anyhoo, a few weeks ago I had the following (disastrous) conversation with my wife:
ME: “I need to pick a lecture date in March. They have two openings: The 9th, and the 23rd. Can you think of a reason why I should pick one over the other?”
HER: “You mean, other than the fact that the 9th is my birthday?”
Damn.
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I’m lucky: wife’s birthday is same date as mine, just a month after.
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I’m lucky, my wife won’t let me forget it… 1 month before, we’ve already got every minute of it planned.
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My mom sent Valentine cards to my kids and they arrived today…reminding me that tomorrow is the 14th.
My wife will be getting her biggest Valentine gift yet (I think): a $15 gift card to Starbucks.
We don’t do Valentines Day. We agreed early in the relationship that it’s a stupid “holiday”. I’d get her nothing but she’s still a girl and likes to be remembered. I prefer to get flowers and stuff on random days.
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I gave mine $5 and told her to go get one of those Starbucks coffee things tomorrow on me…so romantic. We been married a long time. She can get over it…
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my mother tried to melt chocolate in a rice cooker. I was not aware of this- was lifting at the time but quickly(actually not quickly, took 20 minutes) deduced it when the chocolate on a double boiler wouldn’t melt. I fixed it with a microwave and alot of oil. Essentially made a vinaigrette but with caramelized chocolate and oil
Edit- the strawberries came out fine. (yes she was melting chocolate to put strawberries in)
That sounds positively disgusting
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$160
Still dont get the hate about crossfit🤔
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only $120, not bad.
Well, today is the day my wife emerges from the kitchen. If she sees her shadow and retreats back in, it’s 12 more months of overcooked steaks.
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Guess its time for my confession: My score wouldnt be so bad if it werent for the photoshop. A few times I’ve photoshopped some pictures when a girl wanted to see the gainz. Lol