I went to the Opthamologist yesterday and kept referring to the doctor as an Eyedentist.
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I went to an Eyedentist recently for a test for glaucoma because my wife read some nonsense on the internet. Now I’m more afraid of them than the dentist.
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I’ve never been to a bona-fide ophthalmologist. Just the regular ER and med fast docs to get stuff taken out of my eyes.
Now I’m thinking that one of these days when I do I’m gonna get chewed out like everybody does for not flossing.
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I hate when doctors give you the evil eye for not doing what nobody ever does.
This new path of discussion is the universe applauding me for finally acknowledging I’m an old fart, and going to an eyedentist tomorrow to test for all those things I’m afraid I might finally be getting afflicted by.
Good, cause I wasted a bunch of money on a big ole high def flatscreen only to find out that it wasn’t the TV that was blurry.
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I feel bad for whoever owns the gym. I train at a very small commercial gym. The crowd is mostly functional freaks and retirees, so there’re probably only about 4 members total who chalk up. I think the box of chalk has lasted 4+ years!
For real? My ophthalmologist is the most calming dude on the planet. Even let him stick a needle in my eye
Hmmm… not sure if this seem above board. All I have to say is keep your wits about you. Don’t say you weren’t warned when the horse manure pie comes out.
haha nah man he saved my life so he’s good in my books
I just got a new one… she looked like the girl from divergent. Couldn’t be a 30 yet. I’m looking forward to my next visit.
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I don’t understand what is so hard about putting dressing… mayo, mustard, ketchup, whatever, on both sides of the damn bun nowadays. Why? Would I want a sloppy mess on one side and a dry piece of bread on the other? I don’t! Nobody does!
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What I went through was a sadist shining a crazy bright light into my eyes while forcing me to keep them open for 20 mins. Couldn’t see under direct sunlight for the next few hours.
I was thinking about The Last Jedi and I just realised that Luke Skywalker was turned into the equivalent of a keyboard warrior trolling Kylo Ren at the end.
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Star Wars spoiler alert:
It was a great movie, but that part pissed me off. If the outcome was the same either way then what was the point. Can’t believe they didn’t give Luke the chance to do anything that was super cool
Star Wars was pretty entertaining for being such a shitty film.
To appeal to redditors?
Seriously, I only liked the first and second Star Wars movies but I liked this movie for the sole reason that it was so absurd that it turned into a troll fest.
They turned one of the bad, nazi-like characters into a goofy, bumbling idiot who gets trolled by Poe right at the start of the film.
They trolled the audience:
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You can drop bombs in space. “Release the payload!” LMAO!!!
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Leia flies around in space and casually knocks on the door of the other ship to be let in.
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Everything the fat chick did.
Snoke trolled Kylo Ren and Rey,
Yoda trolled Luke.
Luke trolled Kylo Ren.
The fact Kylo Ren looks like a character straight out of Twilight makes his reactions to things so bloody funny.
Good shit.
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These were the only parts that got to me.
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I rationalized they were some kind of, rocket propelled space bombs lol
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that shit was stupid as fuck. The second she got sucked out of that ship she would have exploded and froze at the same time. But apparently “the force was with her” so they used that dumbass scene to keep her alive, and now she can’t come back for the next movie anyway, unless they get someone else to play her, which would be a terrible decision. They gotta write her out (but not as lazily written as that flying through space scene)
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that chick was super annoying. Everything she said was cheesy and mellow dramatic.
But there were also a lot of redeeming qualities to the movie. I’d say it’s still better than the entire 1-3 trilogy and 7, MAYBE top 3 behind 4 and 5. 6 was ok
Edit: or maybe I’m just giving it too much credit cuz I was baked as fuck when I saw it
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I actually hope they really just go all out with the silliness in the next episode. I seriously want to see an epic space Dragon Ball Z kind of fight.
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I’d like to see a character like Rey, but who is even better than Rey without making even the slightest effort to improve herself at any point during the story. If Rey can be a better pilot than Han Solo, a better mechanic than Chewbacca, a better Jedi than Luke, all without ever training for any of these things, then why can’t our Episode IX character be EVEN BETTER THAN REY AT EVERYTHING?
Giver her a huge rack too, just to piss off the SJW’s.
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Spoiler:
I was a little skeptical when she got the best of him during their fight. I was like “uh… you guys know that’s Luke fucking Skywalker, right?”
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