The Flame-Free Confession Thread

My nieces all joined me in the weight room at some point. The one funny/bittersweet time was when my 4th niece started lifting, and after the girly girl stage started rocking it. Great squat bench and dead very quickly.

Bittersweet because she wanted to hang with/impress the kids at school that had the “hawt abs” (skinny twits). Unfortunately she out lifted them by a mile and got some bad feedback from them that put her off from lifting again.

Seems like a bit of a misstep

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I agree that you should give church a shot… just maybe not that one.

I think everyone has had a bad experience with an individual or a church and it’s unfortunate. Humans screw up everything. I am a Christian and I’m supposed to share my beliefs and God’s love with others; however, I don’t brow beat people.

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This was actually a cult, as far as i can believe wikipedia…
Someone of the same group used to be in my class 2 years ago. He asked me to come along 10 days in the first day, I said i was gonna come the first time, after 9 more times i declined.

I do wanna go to a church session once indeed, to see what its like.

Confession: I despise this time of year. Shopping for regular stuff becomes a nightmare, shopping for gifts is even worse. Christmas carols are heard everywhere. School kids are roaming the streets aimlessly. Parking anywhere near the city is now a distant dream unless you get there 4hours before a shop opens. You can’t buy anything normal because it’s been Christmasatized. The roads are packed at all hours of the day by the drivers you normally only come across at 9am and 3pm (read: horrible drivers). Fuel prices go up. And the worst part… beer prices go up as well :scream:

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Quit being a Scrooge. At least it’s summer for you.

I gotta deal with all this in the pouring rain.

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Aren’t you in Brisbane? It’s not that bad. Also you’ve got a week until us teenage twits start loitering everywhere. Enjoy it

I can’t fault the weather, but that sometimes makes it worse. People who would normally be inside get all excited at the time of year and start impeding on My outdoors!

Up the road in Toowoomba. When you teenage twits start loitering is when I really start to lose my shit :joy:

In all fairness though, what exactly can a teenage twit do in Toowoomba?

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That’s what the internet was invented for, well that, forums and porn :wink:

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Preferably stay inside, playing the PlayStation and adding to the obesity problems. They enjoy it and I don’t have to put up with them! Win win!

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Speaking of obesity problems. Over this weekend I have eaten, in addition to my usual meals:

  • 9 sausages
  • 7 slices of bread
  • a lot of maltesers
  • a lot of jubes
  • about 15 prawns
  • an entire crab
  • 2 moreton bay bugs
  • 3 slices of pizza
  • macadamia ice cream with caramel pecan sauce
  • caramel blondie
  • mud cake
  • raspberry cheesecake
  • cherry mousse
  • carrot cake
  • raspberry slice
  • too many reese’s
  • a magnum ice cream

It’s been a good weekend

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Sorry you got your ride vandalized. Where did you find that jacked Viking Santa? He knows if you’ve been bad or good, so be good or he will burn your village down.

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Road to SHW?

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All roads lead to SHW

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Scrooge :stuck_out_tongue:

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One thing that shits me is reporting on the obesity epidemic. It’s always: 50% of blah are obese or overweight. They never tell you the actual obese percentage.

I can be nitpicky lol

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Mwahaha

It’s 2am and just got back from DD’ing for my friends, now I have a giant mound of tater tots topped with beef chili, salsa, and cheese in front of me. I’m a happy man, going to sleep well tonight.

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I’m not a Scrooge, I dislike all Christmases equally :smile:

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