I mean I could fly over to China and do that … I guess
I also have some 70% ethanol somewhere
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Oh for the love of god, can we create a tag that indicates when someone is under 18?
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Uhh include “I’m broke” in my name?
And except for the above situation, which I can’t imagine happening very often, where would being under 18 lead to not saying/different suggestions?
This isn’t something I have the power, time or inclination to explain. You have my apologies.
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Really?
Really?
Really!
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I accidentally dropped a bucket of chalk on the ground in the commercial gym i go to, luckily im friends with the manager lol. Its still slightly stained the floor and they cant seem to get it out.
Eat a clove of raw garlic with honey twice a day.
Thank you all for the last 30 or so post they all made me smile.
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Confession; i dont know what kinda business @khangles and @kd13 have been up to lately ,
But theres definitely Some weird stuff in the bedroom 
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Relatedly, may I present (without endorsement) the “Hotty toddy”:
"When a person yells out the phrase “Are you ready?” this is the beginning of an Ole Miss cheer, known as “Hotty Toddy.”
On cue, hundreds of fans reply, “Hell Yeah! Damn Right!”
Then, in unison, they begin to chant the Hotty Toddy cheer:
“Hotty Toddy, Gosh almighty
Who the hell are we, Hey!
Flim Flam, Bim Bam
Ole Miss, by damn!"
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Jesus, the Yanks are terrible at sports chanting.
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Lol, I actually call them hotty toddies.
Psssh, we will we will rock you!
I dunno. 62 thousand drunken yinzers screaming “hear we go steelers” is entertaining as hell. You can almost here the collective hiccup at the end of the drunken phrase.
Pirates fans getting into this pitcher’s head. This is after the Pirates put together 21 consecutive loosing seasons and were finally going to finish >500. Fans thought it was the World Series.
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LSU fans are pretty good at it. Some of their chants are so off-color that the television networks threatened to refuse to broadcast their games if the students didn’t cease and desist from chanting them. Accordingly, the school forbid the band (The Golden Band from Tiger Land, to be specific) from playing the song associated with the chant (warning: as per the link’s title, obviously NSFW):
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What a hilarious and catchy chant. It’s up there with the creative genius of “de-fence, de-fence” and the like.
Fans of actual football are much better at this sort of thing.
Sure, but that’s hardly a fair comparison–“actual football” is so tedious and boring, what else is there to do but chant and sing (not to mention get drunk and brawl)?
Edit: FF of course.
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“actual football” lol
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Lol those are some hilarious clips
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