The Flame-Free Confession Thread

I buy the 18ct egg packs so I have to eat them in sets of 3

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I’ve trained my chickens to lay enough eggs to support my diet… I also happen to have as many chickens as eggs I eat a day.

Chicken before the egg, I suppose.

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I’m having a serious case of chicken envy.

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In that case, just choke the chicken.

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Decaf coffee is for people who just don’t get it.

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For skinless, boneless, chicken breast, of course

I’ll drink it if it’s all that’s available…

I used to put my creatine in my coffee back in the day just to make it bearable !!!

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Flame free. I have to literally talk out loud to myself when I do conditioning on the assault bike otherwise I’ll bitch out and half ass it

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At one point during an early morning briefing high in the hills I felt that mixing my instant coffee with my Levi Garrett chewing tobacco would be a brilliant idea…it was an explosive mix.

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Hmm, that’s interesting. I can consume a lot of caffeine without a problem, but too much and I do get jittery.

Have you tried the Stack’d protein creamer? I want to try their pancake mix (I saw you had posted it either here or instagram…)

Well, I’d prefer my heart not explode after drinking a spike and 20+oz of regular coffee by 12AM…

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My brother gave me some, but I havent had a chance yet. The Pancake mix is excellent! I’ve used Stack’d and Flapjacked. I think the Stack’d has become my preference though, although FlapJAcked does have their microwavable muffins in a cup, which are pretty darn tasty and convenient if you have access to a microwave.

S

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My gym hype song right now:

Enrique Iglesias- I like it

You don’t want to hear the rest of my mix lol

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I used to enjoy his “now that you;re gone” song because I get a ridiculous amount of self entertainment from seeing how high a note I can screech when I’m singing along.

S

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Awesome, I do the same shit when I’m cutting the grass hoping no one can hear me lol

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I prefer his dad for getting me hype (or is it lit?):

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I’m fond of usher for lower body mobility stuff and workouts. Gets my hips moving dangerously

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Just not while you’re rolling your adductors

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Hahahah especially my adductors