I agree, but which one?!?
It would also hurt your teeth, one would think.
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Literally just bought 2 cans of the hot and spicy ones. I feel bad because while I do what you guys do (bring big Tupperware, drink 2-3 gallons a day, etc), I eat way more shit than I’m proud of. I just love food a lot. Granted, I do try and “track” the food I eat, but still.
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I understand completely. Until a couple of years ago I was basically a metabolic dumpster fire. A given day of my eating when I cut trees was utterly ridiculous. At 6K cals. minimum, there was no way to keep it all clean.
I just don’t like that jelly. It gives me the willies.
Over here those look more like sausage rolls and we call sausage wrapped in bacon pigs in blankets
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Motherfuckin ninja pig 
Edit: in a blanket
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Oh man those proper pigs in blankets have made me super fken hungry …hmmmm sausage and bacon … hmmmmm
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I had a co-worker ask if I followed the paleo diet WHILE I was drinking a diet coke. I didn’t even know how to react.
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thaaank you. I dunno what that other shit is supposed to be but THAT is a pig in a blanket.
Actually pretty sinister when you consider it’s a lump of pig wrapped in the flesh of another pig as a blanket. Some Ed Gein shit right there.
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so you gave up on it too, huh?
there’s a dude at my work who switched to vegetarianism after having a lot of problems with his stomach. He’s totally not on board with it at all but he knows he has to do it to feel better.
This dumbass chick from my work just assumed he was one of those militant vegetarian types, and was teasing him with a Matessons smoked sausage. I dunno if you have those where you’re from but they’re these uber-refined, totally gross processed sausages. Needless to say they taste amazing. She was waving it in his face like “you want a sausage, huh? Want a sausage, veggie?” So he just lunged at it, bit half of it off and ate it.
Probably a you-had-to-be-there moment but it was funny as hell.
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No, actually I can sweep pretty well. It came naturally like math and bad driving.
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I would have slow clapped that man like it was my job. An inspiration to us all
yeah he did a lot to restore the coolness of vegetarians that day
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Seriously, the term sweep picking is misleading. Attempting to pick each string is what causes most people problems. It’s a controlled, slow motion strum across the strings.
on the subject:
that’s worth a watch even if you don’t know the show
Oh, perhaps you misunderstood what I was saying. The left hand has to hit each note separately. The right hand does a controlled strum/glide across the strings.
Learn this song(slowly) and you’ll see what I mean.
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