I’m gonna add:
The Departed
Cape Fear
Let Me In
The Fly
Vanilla Sky
Or a goose? Those things are just plain mean
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geese! They’re the worst
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you beat me to it. One of my earliest memories is being savaged by one.
I was a child trying to feed the ducks, and it brutally attacked me.
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probably my favourite remake of all time
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I wore this awesomeness to a NASCAR race yesterday…
America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, bad-ass speed. - Eleanor Roosevelt, 1936.
Merica
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Lol
NASCAR is such a hoot.
These fuckers don’t understand fear or danger. A warning warning kick won’t stop them. They’ll just keep coming at you They don’t respond to threatening gestures, loud noises nor attempts to dominate them. You can’t reason with them. They’re like mini Terminators with feathers and beaks.
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Sounds like a great backstory to explain why the jacked dude is curb stomping a goose in front of a kindergarten field trip. "But officer, you don’t understand! You see the goose triggered me and I just snapped . . . "
Seriously though, the damned things are vicious
I love eating duck.
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i dont get the concept that your Trolling or being a hater if you call someone out on BULLSHIT on line… Even if that person in question is full of shit in the first place?
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One attacked me when I was 9. I grabbed it by the neck, swung it around, and smashed it into the ground. I got spanked afterward.
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No Uppercut?!
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They are constantly crossing the road in my office park. Like 20 of them at a time.
One day I’m going to be having a bad day and just flatten every one of them.
Vile, mean creatures. Shit everywhere. Will ruin a good golf course.
Edit: Our office park actually hired a goose patrol. Dude drives in with a trained dog, releases him, and the dog absolutely terrorizes the geese. It’s fckin awesome to watch. The dog literally drives the flock off the property.
Unfortunately, they become someone else’s problem lol.
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A few years ago in the burgh they used lasers to trick the geese onto the shore and then cage them up and sent hundreds to a meat packing plant.
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Whatever you do, don’t google image “goose with teeth” nightmares will follow.
Just did it and it’s awesome! Showing it to all my friends now as we speak bahahaha
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I remember that. There were also stories of the homeless people chowing down on them. Although I believe that if you have fresh goose roasted over an open fire your status should change from “homeless” to “alternatively accommodated”.
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I confess that I find it amusing when young kids (and yes I’m old enough to call early 20s a kid) ask for advice and then argue with pretty much everyone.
“Can I get someone to do a deadlift form check?”
“You’re rounding your back and the bar is too far away from you.”
“Nuh uh. My gym bro said I’m totally killing it. This is the form that got me to 225.”
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I’ve always had this thought in my mind…
“Advice is what you seek when you know what you’re supposed to do but you simply refuse to do it, wanting others to tell you what you already know. When you have no idea what to do, it’s help that you seek.”
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