The Flame-Free Confession Thread

My wife hates EliteFTS… since I buy most of my hardware for my home gym from there. Getting ready to purchase another item from them. Defiantly have to sweet talk her after I do so.

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I did a really fucking stupid thing today that probably could have ruined my life. Luckily my girlfriend is an absolute saint otherwise I’d be totally fucked.

Not going to say what I did, but I really wanted to tell someone that I’m a total fucking idiot and I know it, and I don’t know where else I can say that apart from in this thread.

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I’m here to confess that I’m very disappointed when I read vague faux-confessions that omit the lurid details we all want to know.

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Game of thrones is back, and i couldn’t be more excited.
Now just GRRM needs to release book 6!

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alright fuck you then.

Went to work on drugs and basically had a total fucking cardiac episode that sent my anxiety through the roof. Had to hide from my coworkers so nobody could see me totally lose the plot.

Met my girlfriend afterwards still an anxious insane mess and basically had a massive breakdown and was really mean to her. She knew straight away something was wrong and I was being weird for a reason so I confessed about the drugs thing (she hates drugs), and she cried. First time I’ve ever made her cry.

She forgives me, because she’s great. I, on the other hand, am a total fucking cock and quite frankly would have deserved all the potential negative consequences that could have happened to me today.

32 years old, in case anyone’s wondering. Still acting like a fucking child.

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Haha what were you on?

good old amphetamines. Now I remember why I never take amphetamines.

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[quote=“Yogi1, post:2832, topic:189836”]
but I really wanted to tell someone that I’m a total fucking idiot [/quote]

Yep. You’re a guy.

Hell, you figured this out at 32? Took me until I was damned near 40.

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haha! I’ve kind of suspected it for a while but it really hit home today

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No Saved by the Bell over there to teach the youth?

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If I were only a little older I’d remember the show more clearly and this whole mess never would have happened.

All I remember is the theme tune

You’re good Bro.

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It’s all good man! My uncle use to tell me that everyone is allowed one bad “fuck up” per decade that doesn’t end up being truly being a “fuck up” but could have been. So you’ve used yours for your 30s now! Just keep that in mind going forward.

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thanks, man. I know it’s cool now but I’m just a bit embarrassed.

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So I don’t get to fuck up for 8 more years??? Jesus that’s a tall order

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No that just means you can’t fuck up on amphetamines for 8 more years.

You’re still in the clear for a gambling problem, a pregnant side chick, one reckless impulse buy that sinks you deeply into debt, a serious professional blunder and a reckless display of masculinity that ends up getting you seriously hurt.

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You’ll do better next time. Hell, I know guys that can show up to work so high that they fall down and miss the floor. It just takes practice.

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These two comments actually do make me feel a bit better. Thanks guys

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Holy shit I cant believe this thread is still going strong, I think the last time I posted in it was 2013

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Yeah it’s easier than seeing a priest…

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