I’m here to confess my high job satisfaction with my part-time backup bouncer job, where I have never been challenged to a strip-off to see who has the sickest ****.
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Forgive my ignorance, but what does **** stand for? @MarkKO and @T3hPwnisher make it seem like **** refers to a state of being, but @twojarslave’s phrasing makes it sound like **** is something the speaker possesses.
Edit: On second thought, never mind.
I just assumed we were all typing in our username passwords, since the website automatically censors that to prevent compromise.
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I’m choosing to believe it stands for “tits”
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When I feel down about my appearance… a quick trip to a local Walmart here in my home town always lifts my spirit.
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Oh cool mines hunter2
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I love reading the 5/3/1 forum just to see how many different ways the same question gets asked.
“I know you said this in your book, but I really think I could do this. What do you think?”
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You’ll never understand cos you’re not special.
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I forgot about the special people that do 5/3/1. In any event, carry on.
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I sense sarcasm. How many participation trophies do you have? None? I thought so. It’s great to be special!
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And a mullet!
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Literally just spit my water out.
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I think, more than anything, it’s hilarious how after 5 fucking books people still ask questions. Like goddamn dude, it’s a three week progression.
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You think this is bad? Go look up the old threads when the original 531, which was like variations of a basic bro split, came out. People were overthinking a fucking bro split! A BRO SPLIT! You know why we bros do splits? Because we don’t like to fucking think!
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I wasn’t on here, but I was on Supplement Reviews and Bodybuilding.com as well as a couple of others and I remember people would botch THE FUCK out of it.
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I suspect the requirement to do a bit of basic math to calculate the weight progression led people to think Jim was being ironic with the slogan.
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Wendler was ironic before ironic was cool.
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I’ve had my fill of John Rusin. Not saying I’m the smartest guy around here, but over half his articles are regurgitated crap that would waste my time, your time, or anyone’s time.
Dude seems desperate for publicity. Thanks for the articles, but I’m good!
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I hear you, IronOne.
Plus, it may seem shallow, but his physique looks frail. You certainly don’t have to be an IFFB Pro, but damn.
Remember, Flame-Free.
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I think I might be the only person who actually likes John Rusin’s stuff.
Do you guys not find all the anatomy geekery interesting? I love that shit.
I’ll admit it does get a little strained when he does like 15 articles on band pull aparts…