The Flame-Free Confession Thread

Wasn’t it gamma rays that transformed Bruce into the Incredible Hulk?

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Imagine how scary The Incredible Nazi would be!

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Yeah, no shit!

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:joy: :joy: :joy:

I think subconsciously we are forming a cult where we support each other and gove advice because we are teenagers lol

I surmise it’s because young folks don’t understand how much they don’t know due to a lack of experience that they attempt to augment with “knowledge”, primarily as a compensatory measure. The concern of the advice giver is not altruistic; they have no desire to actually help the person they are advising, they simply enjoy the sensation of being in a position of authority over a peer.

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I hate when people say "Lol " out loud. it triggers me like what the actual f*** it sounds silly.

we’ve been exposed…

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I’ve been so amped up after successfully grinding out a deadlift that I’ve given myself the middle finger in the mirror before.

I’m not even sure where that came from because I only give people the finger in road rage situations.

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I’ve given the bar my finger several times and at different occasions lol… It usually happens when I smash a heavy squat/deadlift set

Haha. This is funny as shit.

I swear …as of late some of the newer people posting need psychological advice over training advice.

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Like the fat legs guy?

We have had a wave of several over the past few months…

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The first time I tried to brace for real with a belt on I was using my friend’s belt. I had never used a lever-belt before and was trying to focus on getting the belt as tight as possible and getting a HYUGE breath.

As I began my pull the belt literally blew off. I must not have had it all the way in place. We had to take a 10 minute break to stop laughing.

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Exactly why I don’t use belts

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Or have friends

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I got my feet stuck in a GHR during a fit of laughter when my buddy pulled 675, dropped the bar- did the triple snap in a Z formation, then sashayed away like a big proud queen to get a drink of water.

Sometimes you just can’t not laugh.

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Wait, how have I missed this?

It could be as entertaining as the “I think my girlfriend is cheating” threads in SAMA.

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