The Flame-Free Confession Thread

I’d be upset too if someone gave me a cucumber instead of a grape.

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yeah, yours isn’t even very good

so the punctuation goes inside the quote even if it’s not part of the original quote?

oh I’d fucking kick off! I hate cucumber

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But would you throw it back and start throwing a tantrum like the monkey or would you to find some other way to obtain the grape(assuming you REALLY wanted that grape)? Animals act on instinct. Successful people I know in all walks of life have one thing in common. They learnt how to go against our strongest primal instincts to achieve their goals.

Not sure if I would’ve thrown it back or not… but I don’t really see any way that poor monkey could change his outcome. Perhaps he could lay down and play possum…pretend to choke on the cucumber…then when they open the cage to check on him he could escape and grab those damn grapes.

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That would be one bloody smart monkey.

I would have a hard time believing that this is true.

That is my understanding. However, you should know that I hate punctuation as a study/rule, and my MA is printed on toilet paper.

Never mind.

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I’ve always questioned the motives of gramma nazis. Do they do it to show superiority or just to be a pain in the arse…?

I figure writing and speech is just about communication. If you can communicate to the vast majority of people with no problem, than I don’t see what the big issue is.

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Really fucking hope this was just to troll, because honestly this bothers the shit out of me.

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MWAHAHAHA Flame free :wink:

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I feel like poor grammar, punctuation, and spelling is an indicator of laziness. I don’t like laziness.

And I don’t like that people talk and type the same way they text. I get it - - texting took longer on the old phones and there used to be messaging limits but we’re past that.

People can’t speak their own native language properly but they’re experts in using made up words like THOT.

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First pass, I read this as “I’ve always questioned the motives of gamma nazis.” I thought, I know what alpha and beta males are, but what the hell is a ‘gamma,’ and why is he considered a Nazi?

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Gamma nazis:

Clearly Nazis with Gamma ray guns. Science fiction gold.

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Meh no big deal. Doesn’t effect me at all.

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Crossfit is actually a good form of exercise if performed correctly.

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Might need to re-read Brave New World for the answers.