So I thought it’d be a good idea to get a thread going that’s a safe place to admit those things you strongly believe but would get you seriously flamed if you ever admitted them in a forum. I’ll get the ball rolling with a few: I think your training for a cut should absolutely be different than…

I wouldn’t even need to choke a monkey. I’d slap the :poop: out of one. I could easily out box a monkey, they have no foot work.

I’m loving the ever loving hell out of this exchange. I clearly need to hit the gym before I start munching potato chips and over-posting memes. Oh. Wait. [image]

This is a survivor of a chimp attack. Joe Rogan has talked multiple times about how a chimp would maul him and any other human. He’s pretty well trained in combat sports. I’m assuming you’re either silly or have no comprehension of the difference in strength. I wish you luck in all animal related …

[image] liftbear: That’s a female And it peeled her face off. A chimp contains an agression, lack of restraint, and desire to survive all of which are so potent you cannot comprehend it. I wish you luck if you ever find yourself intoxicated at a zoo and decide to test your theory.

[image] Lonnie123: This exchange reminds me of the old “100 people versus a bear” thread from YEARS ago, a true T-Nation classic. This whole time, I have been imagining “bear” to mean a muscular and hairy man of certain sexual preferences. It makes things a lot funnier. That said, if those 1…

[image] liftbear: That’s a female. I laughed so god damn hard when I read this. [image] brady888: And it peeled her face off. A chimp contains an agression, lack of restraint, and desire to survive all of which are so potent you cannot comprehend it. I wish you luck if you ever find your…

She probably didn’t fight back. Animals don’t respect weakness and can smell fear. I guarantee one solid punch to the chimps forehead will have it thinking twice about showing some restraint. My neighbors rottweiler attacked me once. Their dog got loose and when it saw me it started growling then…

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This exchange reminds me of the old “100 people versus a bear” thread from YEARS ago, a true T-Nation classic.

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