The Beast Awakens Turned into a Flash Movie

[quote]taleb wrote:
The Full Story

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Dick_Neck
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That site says, “It has been confirmed that Dick Neck was indeed a troll, however seeing as it was so fucking funny, nobody really cares.” (emphasis mine)

What happened to his thread on here?

I don’t know the date it was posted on T-Nation as the threads been removed but maybe someone took the pics off T-Nation and reposted it at newgrounds trolling them. Maybe it was all a troll job (likely)

[quote]The other Rob wrote:
I don’t know the date it was posted on T-Nation as the threads been removed but maybe someone took the pics off T-Nation and reposted it at newgrounds trolling them. Maybe it was all a troll job (likely)[/quote]

I thought it was posted before 2009 in the rate my physique forum. If so, it started here.

Does anybody remember the post date?

That Newgrounds thread was one of the funniest things I have read in a long time. If they were all troll jobs, then I wonder whose picture it was that was posted up. I wonder if people recognize him on the street and say something like, “Dude, look! It’s Dick Neck!”

Just did some quick searching on this website for “The Beast Awakens”

You’ll find threads from 2008 with people posting references to Long Neck. So it began here before newgrounds as I suspected.

Maybe the newgrounds guy was a troll, but the original thread here was a non-troll.

I have a friend who posts on a fairly small gameing website. Their was a kid on there who was claiming to be “spetsnaz” and was bragging about all the people he’s killed. Well he was dumb enough to give his name and town on his profile… not good.

One of the guys who posted their contacted a friend who’s actually a janitor at the city hall. This guy was able to find out EVERYTHING about him. He even knew his dog’s breed and name.

This was obiousley a one in a million chance, but it’s pretty scary to think about it.

[quote]BlackLabel wrote:
I have a friend who posts on a fairly small gameing website. Their was a kid on there who was claiming to be “spetsnaz” and was bragging about all the people he’s killed. Well he was dumb enough to give his name and town on his profile… not good.

One of the guys who posted their contacted a friend who’s actually a janitor at the city hall. This guy was able to find out EVERYTHING about him. He even knew his dog’s breed and name.

This was obiousley a one in a million chance, but it’s pretty scary to think about it.[/quote]

Holy shit, he knew his dog’s name? That is scary! :wink:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
My original post was something along the lines of…

No one is taking 8 grams of mushrooms, fucking no one. And you can’t take that much shit in a weekend let alone one night.

Dude if you put down 8 grams you would spend the next 8 hours hugging the toilet or in the hospital, not having fun. And the off chance you don’t project your intestines out your mouth and end up in the hospital, you are going to be straight beaming to the point where your first name will be a mystery and “wishing to die” would be an understatement.

8 grams… utter bullshit.[/quote]

I beg to differ

[quote]OngKhan wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
My original post was something along the lines of…

No one is taking 8 grams of mushrooms, fucking no one. And you can’t take that much shit in a weekend let alone one night.

Dude if you put down 8 grams you would spend the next 8 hours hugging the toilet or in the hospital, not having fun. And the off chance you don’t project your intestines out your mouth and end up in the hospital, you are going to be straight beaming to the point where your first name will be a mystery and “wishing to die” would be an understatement.

8 grams… utter bullshit.

I beg to differ

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Then you got some shitty fungus my friend. Or it wasn’t dried out.

I didn’t find it that funny…more like disturbingly gay.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
FutureGL wrote:
Gotta say, stuff like this definitely makes me more wary about posting pics of myself online.

Agreed. Some of these people take it too far. I don’t think many of them in college right now realize shit like that may eventually affect their ability to get a job. It has happened before.

They laugh about it now because they were raised on fucking youtube so they see everything through the same lens.[/quote]

My wife and I were just discussing this same exact thing the other day with her sister. We are all
in our 30’s and we couldn’t imagine posting some of the stuff my wife sees posted on facebook. She
has an account, I don’t (I am a college professor and don’t feel the need to get 800 requests
by my students wanting to “friend me”).

It is like they have to have every part of their life on the web and don’t realize
that posting pictures of themselves when they are obviously 1)bombed or 2) stoned or 3) half
naked publicly on the internet is going to eventually come back and bite them in the ass.

[quote]pja wrote:
Professor X wrote:
FutureGL wrote:
Gotta say, stuff like this definitely makes me more wary about posting pics of myself online.

Agreed. Some of these people take it too far. I don’t think many of them in college right now realize shit like that may eventually affect their ability to get a job. It has happened before.

They laugh about it now because they were raised on fucking youtube so they see everything through the same lens.

My wife and I were just discussing this same exact thing the other day with her sister. We are all
in our 30’s and we couldn’t imagine posting some of the stuff my wife sees posted on facebook. She
has an account, I don’t (I am a college professor and don’t feel the need to get 800 requests
by my students wanting to “friend me”).

It is like they have to have every part of their life on the web and don’t realize
that posting pictures of themselves when they are obviously 1)bombed or 2) stoned or 3) half
naked publicly on the internet is going to eventually come back and bite them in the ass.
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Imagine how it would play out if they were future politicians. Arnold got caught on video in the fucking 70’s smoking a joint and had to play it off decades later (something that most people in higher office would have been lynched for).

I guess I just don’t see the humor here. That shoe thread is hilarious, but that was mostly because the direct insults to the guy as a person were done with on the first page or two. Everything else was more focused on shoes than trying to hurt the guy on a personal level who started the thread.

If that “beast” thread was created by a troll, that makes it even worse because the real guy is out there being made fun of.

Wow, that’s a nice dick. I’m jellyous.

[quote]Zackgsc wrote:
Lord Turnip looks like that whitetiger guy a bet there is a connection.[/quote]

yeah, it looks way too much like whitetiger711 to be a coincidence.

Can I count the solid hour of rib cracking laughter I underwent just now as cardio? The photoshopped pics of that kid are fucking priceless.